According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
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feminism is about drinking wine from a box in the Walmart parking lot
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me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself
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Why is it always something?
Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something
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i accidentally bought the luigi board instead of the ouija board and now all it spells out is ‘it’s a me, green mario’
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fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
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reblog if do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person
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