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I can never give them up.

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Personal headcanon is that Bull is still part of the inquisition even though they are married and they see each others whenever they can. Sometimes that means years apart. Bull hitched a ride with Morrigan and the Inquisitor through the Eluvians to make this happen.

He stays for a while helping with the Antaam issue and then they part ways again. Just until next time though, there is always that promise.

He is way older than Dorian so the ten years gap between DAI and DATV is showing more decisevely on him and maybe he walks with a cane now and doesn't fight (as much) anymore.

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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It's SO funny that the Inquisition was, essentially, mostly a bunch of liars.

Varric is an unreliable narrator who according to Bianca tends to make up stories about what he wished would have happened. The Iron Bull is a Ben-Hassrath who will mostly act the same whether you've sacrificed the Chargers or not until *that moment* in Trespasser. Vivienne, while always frank in her opinion of you, is also absolutely a master of The Game. Sera runs with the Friends of Jenny, appears immature and pulls pranks on people, yet she does it with such skills that she is rarely caught. Solas is Solas. Blackwall/Thom Rainier? NO ONE does it like him. The advisors are not exempt either. While Leliana is obviously a spymaster, Josephine can and will destroy someone's reputation with nothing but a glove planted somewhere compromising. And Cullen? Is really cagey about his time as a templar. Even the Inquisitor is a fraud. Willingly or not, you gain an army because people believe that you are the Herald of Andraste. Which is patently false.

Then there's Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast, Seeker of TRUTH. Cole, whose job is to blurt everyone's secrets aloud. And Dorian, who left the nest of backstabbing vipers that is Tevinter, only to traipse through sand and snow and mud with this organization of lying liars.

10/10 team no notes

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Man, I fucking miss Blackwall. Nobody lied like that man. Solas was all half-truths and mysterious double meanings like a poetic fortune cookie. But Blackwall just straight-up pulled shit out of his ass with 0 fucks give.

Wings of Valor for valor type of shit

When the Inquisitor first finds him, this asshole’s out in some random field, bullshitting a bunch of wannabe Grey Wardens like it’s amateur hour at Liars’ Anonymous. Out here cosplaying with 0 shame

Varric gets suspicious, starts poking at him like, “Hey, buddy, what’s your deal?” and Blackwall just hits him with a “No.” Like, not even a good lie just “No.” Sus as hell, and somehow everyone’s like, “Seems legit, carry on”

Absolute icon. A lying sack of shit, but our lying sack of shit. Man deserves a medal for audacity alone

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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.

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The Iron Bull

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Oh man I love Bull so much. I just wish there was a little bit more content for him.

His betrayal could have been a cinematic masterpiece but it seemed a bit underwhelming to be honest

holy shit! iron bull betrayed me! see now this is the type of shit the game should have been full of. instead of acting like there was literally no effect on him from the biggest choice in his quest for ages. (though i do wish there was a cut scene where he's dying... maybe saying something in his last moments about how he has no regrets and he hopes he'll get to see his crew again...)

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do you think the iron bull ever looked at the shit the rest of the party got away with and was like man i didnt even need to say all that

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Celebrate responsibly.

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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Ask yourself, would a small woodland mouse wearing an apron and/or jaunty corduroy vest do this activity? If not, stop immediately.

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post work stress doodle that sorta turned into a lighting study? i miss inquisition

bonus:

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I was curious on how do you go about setting your prices for the comic?

I am ABSOLUTELY NOT complaining, I love that the under the garden comics are affordable for my broke ass, but I feel like you out so much thought/work into them it feels a little bit like a steal

Well! Initially we planned to keep the comic behind a paywall just to have a bit of a safety net for when I made the jump from webtoon, which was still a chunk of my income last year. The low prices are partly just because I still want most people to be able to read it, and since you have access to everything on Patreon for $5 it seemed to be mostly fair.

Once I left webtoon my Patreon was going well enough that I didn't need to worry about having another comic to financially fall back on (which is incredible), so we just kept the low pricing. We may come up with a way to start releasing chapters for free in the future (maybe once we have a big enough backlog), but for now it works out fine :)

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Would you be okay with it if I printed some of your art to put on my walls? I love your work so much 🫶

Heya! Yeah if you can't really get prints from me directly at conventions or whatnot you're welcome to print stuff just for yourself, I don't mind that 🖤

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Happy Dragon Age day! I wanted to share a bit of appreciation for Dorian. He is dear to me. As someone who was raised in conservative family and culture, he helped me to overcome internalized homophobia and his story is really personal. He literally changed my life and IT'S NOT A JOKE. It's like everything society and family told me was a lie, it's like religious sayings were a lie, and it's FINE to love someone of same gender. People FEEL that way. And their experience reminds of mine. I'm so. Grateful.

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First Karlach sketch from last week… her hair is tricky to get cool I need to get her BETTER (sorry for the missing tattoos)