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dear bioware please make joker romanceable in me4 please JUST GIVE ME THE OPTION

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Heaven and Hell - Prologue

hello, hellians, and welcome to the sole purpose of creating this blog. now, first things first: this is not a y/n fic. i did create an oc, and that is because i don’t like writing y/n. will this hurt my chances of finding an audience? yes. do i care? no. i love posting everything i write, so either read it or don’t just don’t get on my ass for not writing in the y/n format as i just hate it so much. anyways, on with the show.

Heaven and Hell - Prologue

word count: 840

characters: eddie munson, ella ward (oc), ethan ward (oc)

synopsis: the ward twins are new to hawkins and are still getting used to the new normal. an exciting opportunity and a brief introduction to a neighbour bring a change to the mundane.

Hawkins, Indiana. Not the most ideal place to move to, especially considering all that happened in the news that year. With the Hawkins Lab shutting down and the mall burning down, it hadn’t been in the media’s good books in several months. 

It was also freezing, as it was January. Moving to Indiana hadn’t been on Ella’s plans for 1986, let alone Hawkins. The locals weren’t really friendly to newcomers, as a lot had happened in the past few months and the previous “newcomers” had all been news reporters or crisis tourists. The most recent newcomers to actually stay had been the Hargrove-Mayfields, and the son had died in the mall fire. 

How would Ella ever top that? Maybe sacrifice her own brother just to match the vibes around town. 

“You’re too quiet,” Ethan’s voice spoke up, interrupting Ella’s thoughts and making her jump in surprise. Her brother laughed at her reaction, turning down the radio system as they drove down the unfamiliar road leading to their equally unfamiliar trailer. Already been a month and it still feels foreign. 

Ella huffed softly in response and leaned her head back on the window, returning to the position she had been sitting in before. “Yeah, well, not much to talk about when our days just look the same. Wake up, go to work, come home, practice, sleep, repeat.”

Ethan laughed at his sister’s melancholy outlook. “Well, that’s about to change,” he grinned at her, speeding up a little bit. He must have been excited if he was eager to get home. “Because we finally found a bass guitarist. And you know what that means?”

Ella blinked a little bit at the news. Her shift at Melvald’s General Store had been so boring that she hadn’t even thought about their search for a bassist once that day. “Wait,” she responded quickly, before a grin spread across her face. “You found one?”

“You bet your ass I did,” Ethan grinned in response, tapping his fingers excitedly on the steering wheel. “And on Friday at the bar downtown, Passionhead makes their debut in Hawkins, Indiana!”

“Okay, we still need a better name,” she laughed loudly, but still did a little happy dance in her seat as they pulled up to their run-down little trailer. “But that just means we’re one step closer to moving out of the Forest Hills Trailer Park: where cockroaches are more comfortable than the tenants.”

Ethan rolled his eyes as he put his beater into park, pulling the door handle and kicking it open all while unbuckling. “Hey, Passionhead is gonna come around to you one of these days. It’s a great name.”

“Yeah, you keep telling yourself that,” Ella sighed softly as she too got out of the car, having to reach out the open window and pull it open from the outside since the inside handle didn’t work. “Maybe we’ll get rich enough to get a new fucking car.”

“Hey, don’t say that in front of Susan.”

“I still can’t believe you named it.”

“Her.”

As the twins walked up their front steps, bickering the entire time about their shitty car and even shittier living situation, they both turned their heads when they heard screeching tires approaching the trailer park. A van in even worse condition than Susan ripped down the thin gravel road and parked in the lawn of a trailer only three lots down despite the driveway being completely open. Ella stopped as Ethan pulled out their house keys, just watching to see who would exit. 

A man no older than they hopped out and slammed the door, giving the roof of the van two slaps before leaping up the steps of his trailer. He sported long, dark curly hair with bangs across his forehead. If it had been a woman, it would’ve looked completely normal but seeing as this was a man, it gave Ella the clue that he was also a fan of metal and rock and roll. He also wore ripped jeans, a leather jacket with a jean vest over it, as well as a white shirt with some sort of devil graphic on the front. 

He was endearing. Even in the dark, Ella could tell he was handsome. 

“Hey,” Ethan spoke up, making her jump once more and turn to him quickly. He chuckled, looking over at the man as he entered his own trailer, before looking back at his sister. “Stop drooling and get in the house. It won’t be my fault if you freeze to death.”

“I wasn’t drooling!” Ella screeched at him before grabbing her brother by the collar of his shirt and practically launching him inside. With one more look over her shoulder, looking towards the man who had now gone into his trailer, she entered their own and shut the door behind her. With a turn of the lock, it was back to business as usual but now with the exciting addition of looking forward to their first ever gig. 

Maybe Hawkins wouldn’t be that bad after all. 

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Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

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guys fucking important news i finally got my non-weeb fiancé to watch attack on titan and we binged the first season in two days so suffice to say, they love it and i’m crying on the floor BC I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM TO WATCH ANYTHING ANIME FOR FOUR YEARS

the animes they have watched are as follows:

- yuri!!! on ice

- demon slayer

- three episodes of haikyu!!

- half of erased

SO THIS IS A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT

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the twins be looking like they’re gonna give each other just the WORST high five like that shit is gonna sting

haikyuu!! 10th anniversary ☆ our loves in 2022!

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for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

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CURRENTLY SCREAMING BYE

favourite small moments in the new hq one-shot!! part 1 🏐

1.) tobio being adored by his ali roma teammates + him speaking in italian (!!!)

2.) kuroo spotting oikawa’s weakness to flattery by calling him world star

3.) wakatoshi being popular with parents and kids because he’s like the terminator lol

4.) daichi, suga, and kuroo making slammer jokes and being best buds 😭😭😭

5.) kuroo calling suga “suga-chan”, and calling asahi and yachi to design the new uniforms and the posters 🤗 (yacchan yacchan yacchan)

6.) kenma going to brazil and meeting santana, nice, and shoyo in brazil while making a live stream to promote the all star game😭 not the amount of “www’s” wwwwwwwwwwwww + kenma’s “eating sand” moment

7.) akaashi watching the livestream while waiting for the draft……..while sitting beside the trash in the hallway

8.) mini-reunion for tsutomu and shoyo, who’s now on a first name basis!! how do i stop crying omfg

9.) wakatoshi, tobio, and bokuto discussing how to make the perfect rice by adding charcoal, and hoshiumi being done

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levi sleeps like he’s just prepared to die in his sleep so the person who finds him can just place him in a coffin and be done with it

babies 🥺

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Japan sinks 2020 be like

Imagine just having survived a catastrophic natural disaster and witnessed your fathers horrific and gruesome death and you just want to take a piss a single wizz but then critically acclaimed lets play gamer phenomenon markipler comes down on a hand glider and tells you you’ll die if you try to piss and you see your friend who also wanted to take a single piss just dead so your like okay fuck okay markiplier then he’s like okay let’s get high at a cult thing and your like okay markiplier and then the cult blows up and he’s like okay let’s find a boat and get away from here and you’re like okay markiplier but then he says no this boat is racist arsehole and your like okay markiplier so then someone gets eaten by a shark and then markipliers like climb aboard my war ship and your like okay markiplier and the markiplier says wait there’s this PowerPoint slideshow of a couple stock photos of japan in this one hard drive in this one cave let’s go there and I’ll rap about not being racist and your like okay markiplier kun so you do that and then markiplier screams into the storm about his lost gay lover and your like okay markiplier and then markiplier like omg I found an oversized condom we can use as a hot air balloon but then he says f*uck (the eff word) you and flies away and then. You have an internet signal so you can watch some of his let’s plays yes yes oh thank you markiplier and then markiplier says I’m trans

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After watching Given: Wow I want to play an instrument

After watching Haikyuu: Wow I want to play volleyball

After watching Sk8: Wow I want to skate

After watching Banana Fish: Wow I want to die

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disney employees are starting a full week of walkouts leading to their big walkout on march 22nd, 2022. they’ve asked people to not use disney products during this week. (no disney+, hulu, espn, playing games, watching videos, reviewing/blogging about any of their IP, no going to the parks). this is a targeted and timed action you can concretely participate in.

they’re asking people to also support by using those hashtags and to sign their petition in solidarity.

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hey everyone

this is still a huge problem in this community and FOR WHAT?? WHY DO PPL KEEP DOING THIS

i wrote a post about plagiarism here about a year or two ago and whenever shit like this happens, i encourage everyone to read it. it’s about plagiarism vs parody (or taking inspiration from another work) so please i encourage everyone to read it.

and i do mean everyone. some of y’all still be winding and straight up stealing work.

The Difference Between Plagiarism and Parody by me, @dumb-barnes-simp

So, I’ve never had this happen before, I honestly don’t even know where to start. A few days ago I was tagged in this post:

I don’t know @spiritualchange and up until this point I had no issue with them. I’ll admit- this post weirded me out- this place has been weird lately. So, because this is a fun hobby for me and a safe space, I decided to block this person and go on with my day.

Spiritualchange did not follow me and has never engaged with any of my fics- including the Lucky Charms AU.

So tonight I get flooded with asks from people letting me know this person has since made a baskball AU with similar pairings and troupes- that’s OK- I don’t own troupes/nicknames or pairings… but what I do own is specific plot lines/ideas that I have written.

So here we go… My story was posted on December 20, 2021 and her’s was posted March 8, 2022.

In my fic with Coach B x his sweetheart are sweethearts from college- the one that got away- he has a framed away jersey in his office. His players ask him where his home jersey is…

And in her fic Coach B x sweets are sweethearts from college- the one that got away- he had a framed away jersey in his office and his players ask him where his home jersey is…

So fast forward to the end of each fic:

In my fic Coach B’s players and Andy find out that his sweetheart still has his home jersey.

And in her fic Coach B’s player finds out that his sweet still has his home jersey.

I would also like to point out the definition of plagiarism from dictionary.com:

The taking of someone else’s ideas and passing them as your own.

@spiritualchange you do not accept messages from people you don’t follow. So here I am- asking you to take this story down because you clearly took my idea and honestly, I’m concerned that you plan on taking more.

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And a thank you for everyone that was so incredibly kind and supportive ❤️

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seeing posts about stardew valley is so funny because everyone fucking HATES one of the townsfolk and it’s never the same one. in the tags tell me the townsfolk you detest