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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

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horny

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dyed my hands grey accidentally while dying a pair of jeans. i said to my friend “it’s like the homestuck sharpie bath” and he looked at me like i was insane. i’m sorry i thought we were all lame and gay????

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#worcester is full of community and love if you know where to look #worcester is a place of community action and farmers markets and craft fairs and people on local grocery stores that know you by name and sure can feel a little desolate but is warm in its people

we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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people watching the ethical dilemmas show when there is an ethical dilemma:

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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

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getting into roachification to sexualize my clinical depression

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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hit the bong wrong 💀

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bands going backstage before the encore is so funny its like peekaboo for adults

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my moon and stars 💫

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BLACK CAPPED CHICKADEEEE BAYBEY LESGOOOO

Here's a list of all the state birds!

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thinking i might stay soft. gonna be pissed as hell if i get eaten tho

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I literally correct myself when I pronounce French names correctly in my head. Serbian pronunciation of their words makes way more sense anyway like it's obviously Versaj and Luvr and not whatever the French call it.