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dumbborderlands · 2 years
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recently replayed my tvhm in borderlands 3, as well as replaying the dlcs and… same zane, same
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dumbborderlands · 4 years
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[ in a group chat ]
Moze: AHSJJDJDKKDSO
Zane: what is that?
Amara: it’s a keyboard smash..?
Zane:
Zane: how do I do it?
Fl4k: Just- Just press something
Zane: 7
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dumbborderlands · 4 years
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omfg really Zane 😑
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dumbborderlands · 4 years
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apparently while I was inactive ( sorry ‘bout that :c ) this account reached 200 followers , and I’m not entirely sure how and/or why that happened but all I can say is,,,
,, thank you all !! this is a first for me and it really means a lot, even if it is just for dumb shit I’m posting on the internet!! and I know times are hard but only advice I can give you is to stay safe and to look after yourselves as best as possible!!
I love y’all !!
<3
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dumbborderlands · 4 years
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finding out that Zane “Ferocity Danger” Flynt is so scared of birds that he can’t eat chicken nuggets has wrecked me emotionally
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dumbborderlands · 4 years
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Hammerlock: wow you had a crush on me, how embarrassing!
Wainwright:
Wainwright: Alistair, we’re married-
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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this fact shook me to my core and I don’t know why
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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my friend scares me,,,
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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Tim: hi my name is limothy tawrence-
Tim:
Tim: wait
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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i miss him :((
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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ava: I can’t wait to go trick or treating this year!
zane: aren’t ye a lil’ too old to go trick or treating?
ava: aren’t you a little too old to be alive?
zane:
zane: i-
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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This blog is hilarious thank you for existing 💕🥰
asdfgdhkfkt thank you so much !! 💕💕🔫
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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zane: women are hot
zane: but so are guys
zane: whY IS EVERYONE SO H O T-
fl4k, sipping tea: global warming
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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zane has definitely tried to butterknife a vault monster
he radiates such dumbass energy like,,,
fl4k: lemme see what you have
zane, sprinting towards the graveward: a kNIFE !!
fl4k: nO—
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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THERE HE GO
he make my heart go 💕💖💕
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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Rhys: oh- hi- I’m rhys strongfuck- sTRONGFORK- IM RHYS STRONGFOR-
Zane, patting his shoulder: it’s too late, mr. strongfuck
Amara: yup, we’re going to make fun of you now, sorry
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dumbborderlands · 5 years
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rhys: ever since jack uploaded himself onto the Hyperion network, he’s been using stan language,,,
jack: ouch sis, that’s the tea,,,
rhys, sobbing: s- stop
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