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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Just found out I have flamingo socks. It matches with my flamingo cardigan. I have never been happier.
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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They're meeting my parents for the first time and there's this moment I really like.
ENFP mom: *enjoying her talk with ENTP*
INFJ dad: *tried to be intimidating*
ENTP: *all smiles and just relaxes*
ENFP mom: what's your hobbies?
ENTP: oh th– that was rare. No one ever asks me what's my hobby is. I like to cook?
ENFP mom: that's cute! What do you like to cook the most?
INFJ dad: what's your job?
ENFP mom: honey, no. Ignore him, he's just stressed. Anyway, what do you like to do for fun?
ENTP: *smiles* beat my–
And then ENTP just stops. They look at me, panic in their eyes. From what they told me after, they would have said "beat my meat" if I didn't cut them saying "yeah, you're really good at mario kart."
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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If it's true the way you hold your s/o's hand was your place in relationships, mine is just swinging in full circle and I don't know what's that supposed to mean
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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I just sneezed and my cat looks at me like this.
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What does that look even mean. Is she judging me or worried about me
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Holy shit a kid and his dad just walks past by me and I'm having a good time speaking with the kid. Even though it's mostly just "ahaha yeah" "yeah her name is Ameng" "hi" "bye!"
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Uhm
INTP: oh, INFP looks decent for the first time, maybe I should complement them. And when they ask "why am I complementing them" I'll said "INFJ told me to" you got this INTP, be nice for once.
INFP: hey INFP! It has been so long since we met!
INTP: looking good, INTP!
INFP:
INTP: why are you quiet. I just said you look good, say thank you.
INFP: you said your own name.. though?
INTP:
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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So this happened.
INTP: don't you think ISTP is a little too close to me?
ENTP: nah, no, they're fine
ESTJ: they're comfortable with you, INTP.
ISTP: sshh enjoy my presence sweetheart
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Have you ever look at someone and think, "I really want to hit you but I will feel bad about it."
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Yeah, we're good friends now.
ISTP: yo INTP!
INTP: oh, you're that bitch everyone hates! Hi!
ISTP: and you're the fucker who insults people for fun! Hey, how are ya?
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Idk how it happened but it did
Drunk ESTJ: you guys are drunk. Really drunk. Look at your faces, red, not .. not sober, the opposite of sober
Drunk ENTP: baby, intp, I told you to never be drunk! It's bad for you. And estj, it's hangover. I swear it's hangover. The opposite of sober is hangover.
ISTP: so here we are, again, we never get the chance to talk do we?
INTP: I prefer to stay that way
ISTP: yeah I like you. Anyway, how come we never exchange numbers?
INTP: because I don't like you?
ISTP: feisty, I like it.
Drunk ENTP: I don't know about estj, but baby, intp, I think you two should kiss
ISTP: yeah I agree
INTP: ENTP? I know we've only been here for ten minutes but can we go home now?
Drunk ESTJ: you two should kiss
Equally drunk ENTP: kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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I remember my first ever heart attack.
ENTP: INTP? Are you busy?
INTP: hold on, I'm taking the personality test, I think my MBTI changes.
ENTP: we should talk.
INTP: *drops phone immediately* yeah? Sure, why? What do you need to talk about? What should we talk about? Is there something I'm missing?
ENTP:
INTP: ENTP? Is today our anniversary? Did I do something? Is it your mom's birthday? I don't remember her birthday. Your dad? Your lil bro?
ENTP:
INTP: okay I don't know. Forgive me.
ENTP:
INTP:
ENTP:
INTP: I'm going to do a wild guess. Someone died in our neighborhood? I can't read expression, ENTP, I'm not a psychic. Please just tell me.
ENTP:
INTP: Dooo you want to break up?
ENTP: No, that's stupid. But I have been thinking..
INTP: oh
ENTP: I was thinking maybe we should make out
INTP: DAMN YOU TO HELL I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Idk it's 4 AM. Did I really woke up at 1 AM and stare at the ceilings for 3 hours straight? Yes. Am I aware of that? No.
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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This just happened
INTP: ENTP, I don't think we're supposed to be together. You're an ENTP. While I'm an INTP. We clash. We can't be together, y'know?
ENTP: how so
INTP: idk? People said we can't be together.
ENTP: who
INTP: I just said people!
ENTP: yeah I know. But who?
INTP: people!
ENTP: do you know them personally?
INTP: no..?
ENTP: do they know you personally?
INTP:
ENTP: exactly
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Another b99 reference I am not sorry
ISTP: you'd make a decent prostitute
INTP: I'd make an amazing prostitute.
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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GUYS I HAD ENCOUNTERED MANY INTERACTIONS
ENTP: why are you scared of me?
INFP: I'm not scared of you. I'm scared of everyone equally. You're not special.
INFP: listen. I can't let you do this anymore. Do you ever, heard the name "internet"? I heard they know everything.
INFJ: ooHHhh!! SIS SNAPPED!!
ISTP: IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING THAT I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK
INFJ: *whispers* ooh... Sis snapped...
ESTJ: so, do you like me?
ENTP: I have a girlfriend
ESTJ: pfft, yeah sure, who would want to be with you?
INTP: hey, ISTJ, full counter offense, everytime I look at you, I always get the urge to punch your face. That's an insult. Please take it.
ESTJ: so ENTP, do you like me, or like like me?
INTP: sometimes I forget I have a gf and everyone already knows
ISFP: you have a gf?
ENTP: that's just ridiculous. We don't do pet names.
INFJ: sure, what do winnie the pooh likes?
ENTP: *already knows where this is going* death
ISTP: oh MY GOD why did I just realized that I'm so cute like– honest to GOD so cute. Why nobody dates me?
ESTJ: can you not do it right now? There is someone dying
ISTP: of not meeting the most cutest person ever in earth? Sure. Serves em right.
ISFP: I don't understand.
ESTJ: as you always do
INFP: why don't you just wear glasses if your sight is bad?
INTP: why would I? I have social anxiety. Wearing glasses would just be like, having social anxiety in HD.
INTP: ENTP!? Did you see my ear plugs!? I can't find it anywhere!
ENTP: your what?
INTP: my ear plugs. But with sticks? Little stick. Making sounds, or like, it has songs in it? I know it doesn't make sense but I have it!
ENTP: airpods?
ISTP: ugly? What's that? Never heard of them in my life
ESTJ: probs cause you're deaf
INTP: that's offensive. You have to respect the deaf. Not ISTP though. Never respect ISTP.
ISTP: what have I ever done to you?
INFP: hey ISTP? I have made a mistake, I'm sorry
ISTP: YOUR MOM MAKE A MISTAKE 21 YEARS AGO
Drunk ENTP: hey, are you single?
INTP: I'm taken
Drunk ENTP: who has taken you? God? Baby, I'm no religious person but God sure did a good job on you. Maybe you should, you know, leave God and be with me?
INFJ: INFP is really patient, they're like the epitome of peace and I've never seen them dislike things
INFP: that's not true, there's one thing I dislike and very much would love to get out of
INFJ: what is it?
INFP: life
ESTJ: why are you crying?
ISTP: excuse me, despite contrary beliefs I still have heart while you don't. Let me cry in peace.
Drunk ENTP: hi, we meet again
INTP: sure we did
Drunk ENTP: I lost my numbers, can I have yours?
INTP: you already have
Drunk ENTP: and your purse. your phone. Your wallet. This is a robbery. While you're at it, give me your heart too.
INFP: *singing*
ISFP: your singing is horrible, stop it
INFP:
ISFP: I'm lying, keep singing.
INTP: how do you say lmao and lol in real life?
INFJ: I usually said el-mao
ISTP: wasn't it le-mao?
ISFP: lol is more right
ESTJ: I don't know about you guys, but usually normal people just laugh
Drunk ENTP: name one thing you wish they were real but aren't
INFP: my will to live
Drunk ENTP: I'm talking to INTP, go away
ESTJ: some guy just can't take a hint that I'm not interested
Drunk ENTP: yeah sucks right
ESTJ: oh, hey there drunkie, you remember your name?
Drunk ENTP: fuck off
ESTJ: Interesting, my name is ESTJ
INFP: you guys know the saying "I'm in spain but the s is silent?"
ISTP: lame. I'm in spain but the in is silent. IM SPA
INTP: people saying Daddy in sexual terms outside bedroom is major turn off
Drunk ENTP: not what you said last night
INTP: we're doing it inside the bedroom, ENTP.
Drunk ENTP: baby! Baby boo, come here
INTP: no. You're drunk.
Drunk ENTP: *lowers their voice* I said come here.
INTP: *runnings to ENTP*
ISTP: guess who's getting a sugar daddy?
ESTJ: you?
ISTP: no. You. Here's the money, the key to my house, be there.
Real life human people is fun
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Something I know that has happened w/ my ENTP, so I use B99 as an example.
INTP: if they like you, they trust you!
ENTP: fine. How do I get these morons to like me?
INTP:
ENTP: stop calling them morons
INTP: good instincts!
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dumb-intp · 4 years ago
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Playing Among Us is easy especially when you said "anyone got lasagna?" "I just want lasagna" "my mom brought lasagna anyone want it?" Even though you're the Impostor, you can still win, cause nobody would accuse lasagna lover.
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