dukebeelthazar
dukebeelthazar
Beelthazar
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Artist in training. Occasionnal shitposter. Bearer of broken hot takes and forbidden knowledge.
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dukebeelthazar · 2 days ago
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Robot boyfriend maintenance
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dukebeelthazar · 2 days ago
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dukebeelthazar · 2 days ago
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dukebeelthazar · 2 days ago
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characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling
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dukebeelthazar · 4 days ago
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My pjack mii
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dukebeelthazar · 4 days ago
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they just did anything in the 80s
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dukebeelthazar · 4 days ago
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful
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dukebeelthazar · 5 days ago
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I was today years old when I disovered there were physical PS3 copies of BlazBlue: ChronoPhantasma EXTEND (even in Europe) and now my dumb ass feels bad for spending money on getting all the DLCs on the vanilla game when I was a kid.
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dukebeelthazar · 5 days ago
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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’
WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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dukebeelthazar · 5 days ago
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Terry: I want my 13-year-old Rock to understand the importance of honesty but I also want him to understand that he’s ‘12’ when kids eat free.
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dukebeelthazar · 5 days ago
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the kaiji pachinko game has this set of images in it which is like the most insane shit ive ever seen. what possible context could there be for these
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dukebeelthazar · 6 days ago
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I can't with this fucking game...
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dukebeelthazar · 7 days ago
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WHERE IS SHE?
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WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
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dukebeelthazar · 7 days ago
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hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards
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dukebeelthazar · 7 days ago
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i love getting exposure to misc fetishes that im not into because imo it's really interesting to see what the invented scenarios, art pieces, stories, etc reveal about the primary concerns of the fetish-holder, like the specific traits that are necessary to make the fetish "work"
like as an example, one would expect the bimbo fetish to exclusively involve the "bimbo" characters being uhh Universally Uninformed, but there are novels & comics etc that depict like.... Bimbo Scientists. but the Bimbo Scientists' projects are like "how can i make my boobs bigger" "how can i invent a really attractive man" etc. it casts the fetish in this really fascinating light--like, the character *can* be Conventionally Smart, as long as she uses her education for like vapid & trivial ends, which forms this really interesting like Reconfiguration of the conventional images & signifiers of "un/intelligence", like as if to say that for at least some adherents of that fetish, the values & concerns conventionally associated with Foolishness & Vacuity are more weighted than the actual primary traits associated with smartness
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dukebeelthazar · 7 days ago
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I've found the solution. Turns out sniping Nobunaga in the two previous stages was mandatory to get to the final stage. I hate the way this game handles missions. What in the Clock Tower Ghost Head is this bullshit?
How to get Magoichi Saika's Good Ending in Samurai Warriors?
Sending a bottle into the ocean here. Does anyone know how to unlock Magoichi's final level and good ending?
I keep doing the penultimate stage and no matter what I do, I always get the bad ending.
I lock the gates, I kill the spy, I snipe and defeat Nobunaga yet I keep getting this god forsaken ending.
I feel like I'm going insane but I have no idea what I'm doing wrong.
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dukebeelthazar · 8 days ago
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Metal Gear Rising 2 looking promising.
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likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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