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I can't be the first to make this connection

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an assortment of things I found on the ground at Ren Faire this weekend

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Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 1

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Happy 21st of September!

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but why isn't tumblr eating up Kaos netflix?

it's got everything! canon old man yaoi, a lot of trans representation, including a trans man as one of the main characters who is complex, desirable, and gets the girl at the end (uh, sorta, but, no spoilers), a succession-level of drama with a fucked up family that needs to be toppled, greek mythology, amazons, the three Fates as trans entities, the Furies as biker lesbians, a WHOLE spectrum of various sexualities and genders as well as great poc representation, a whole spectrum of disabilities, whimsical creatures and frightening, power hungry women... what are ya waiting for?

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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me on a date: so… have you seen lemonade mouth?

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dollhouse

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branch lore is so fucking funny. when he was like two years old he was in a boy band with his brothers. his archetype was "the baby". his brothers abandoned him to, respectively, live in a van in the everglades, marry a muppet, manage a mini-golf course, and become emo. his whole species was being kept as livestock for decades at this point so his grandma got eaten and he thought it was his fault since he was so caught up singing "total eclipse of the heart" that his grandmama had to sacrifice herself to keep him safe. he lived in an underground multi-story bunker for twenty years, the initial blueprints of which was a drawing he made when he was two years old of a hideout for him and his big brothers. he was so insanely depressed and paranoid after his grandma got EATEN that he vowed to never sing again. he has a million different abandonment issues. his vest has a tragic backstory. his best friend is a spider he uses as a remote. he has two hard rock outfits, one of which has an avenged sevenfold tattoo and the other has thigh-high demonias. he even likes country music.

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this is what a sausage sizzle sausage looks like for context:

if you've never been to a sausage sizzle but you have had one of these you have had a sausage sizzle sausage 👍

reblog for sample size!!

EDIT: for it to be a sausage sizzle sausage it HAS to be a bbq sausage

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based on a dream I had last night

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"but i need chatgpt to come up with character concepts!"

wrong. apple rankings.

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test