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Today is Pocky day and you bet Diego goes around Hogwarts with a huge box of Pockys asking people if they want one and then he places them in his mouth for the Pocky game and everyone is like "dude..." and leaves or gets flustered and run away.

Then one cocky person accepts the game and Diego loses of course because he can't take such confidence. Such gaze. Such determination!!

And then he runs out of Pockys.

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RTgame quotes: cities skylines edition pt.2  {Sentence Starters}

“That is the hope here.”

“Who needs this many?”

“Okay, change of plans — !”

“This is the  s e c r e t  road.”

“Why is there frikking Jello here?”

“I think that may cause problems.”

“This song no longer means death.”

“No, I cant. it doesn’t work like that.”

“There we go, it’s now ‘end nudes’.”

“How long had that been going on?”

“Should I just keeping adding blimps?”

“Ah, he lived, too… Christmas miracle.”

“If that’s not cool, I don’t know what is.”

“I’m probably never gonna be used to it.”

“Our first visitors are scaling the cliff wall.”

“Wha-? how does that make ANY sense?”

“The question is, can we defeat an ocean?”

“Dammit, even when I try I can’t get it right.”

“That’s… the least of our troubles right now.”

“But, it looks nice, and that’s the main thing.”

“Well, that moment was just completely ruined.”

“But, apart from that, it seemed to have gone okay.”

“Oh my god, that just caused so much destruction…”

“Well, that’s not as dramatic as I thought it would be.”

“That’s going to sound bad no matter how we phrase it.”

“For some reason, people here are just constantly dying.”

“Still can’t compete with Canada. They have Tim Hortons.”

“I just want to see what happens. I just want to see how they fair.”

“Be careful when you’re putting out the trash. You might put yourself out for good.”

“You just wanna be careful that you don’t freaking enter the portal to another dimension.”

“It��s just like Attack on Titan, except — no, that’s a bad example. They breached the wall. It’s just like Attack on Titan, but the titans don’t get very far.”

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The afternoon heat caused his skin to glisten. Each bead of sweat marking the valiant effort put forth as he contributed his best in each and every lesson (and/or duel, he’d oblige his peers with either). It was odd that, on this particular day, his eyes did not alight on that familiar face. That was unusual, wasn’t it? Ah, there he was lost in thought, perhaps? Diego’s gentle smile, holding all the promises of warmth, mirrored his thoughts as he minimized the distance between them. It was only upon drawing closer that he recognized the fidgeting gesture. Bad news? He couldn’t tell for sure. It isn’t until Sam smiles up at him that his concern seems validated. Que triste pollito peludo, ¿por qué sonríes así? “Only that smile, mi conejito.” Diego said before moving to sit beside him. “I was looking forward to our lesson. Did you change your mind?” (translation: you sad fluffy baby chicken, why do you smile so // my little rabbit)

Open Starter

Sam sits down heavily on the edge of the fountain in the Clocktower Courtyard and sighs, looking around at the individual people. His energy is somber today, unlike most days when he can’t seem to sit still. In one of his hands is a crumpled letter that he fidgets with. He suddenly stuffs it in his pocket when he sees someone approach him. “Hey, what’s up?” He smiles brightly at the person.

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Magic, Myth and Mayhem

“Did you cast a spell?”

“What does this potion do?”

“Do you have any idea how a cell phone works?”

“Is that a dragon?”

“No, no, no, no, no…”

“I need a wand!”

“This gun doesn’t shoot bullets.”

“Oh, that’s just my familiar.”

“Maybe wearing a cape isn’t the greatest idea if you want to blend in.”

“Can we not talk about magic and powers?”

“I love you even more after that fire trick.”

“How did you piss off that wizard? Did you kill his familiar?”

“Wow that’s so… sparkly.”

“I need some water…”

“Don’t suppose you could conjure some wind…”

“Is abracadabra really a magic word?”

“Did you see on the news? Someone animated all the dead cows in a slaughterhouse in Houston.”

“You don’t need any spells for that, just some ginger will do.”

“I’m tired of hiding.”

“Can you turn coal into a diamond?”

“Alchemy isn’t all that difficult. All you need to do is follow a recipe.”

“Do you really need all these books?”

“I - I can’t tell you how I did that.”

“I’m a pretty good spell slinger.”

“I didn’t mean to do that.”

“Sorry. SORRY!”

“I have a little bit of everything. What are you looking for?”

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¿Qué tal, Pollito? It’s been awhile~

Hello, you must be the one everyone is talking about! Welcome, I’m the one and only Diego Caplan; Hogwarts’ dueling champion. It’s a pleasure to speak with you. Come in and let me know if you need anything.

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