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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell

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*Opens Google to check if sheep can get sunburn*

*30 minutes later realise that haven't looked up anything about sheep cuz I immediately forgot and spent the past half hour learning about moths cuz I wanted to know what their hair is made of*

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tony hawk on his hello kitty phone

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I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

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ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

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I’m yours ❤️

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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

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“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!.”

HOCUS POCUS 1993 | dir. Kenny Ortega

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GOMEZ & MORTICIA  The Addams Family in Court 

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writers really be like:

[makes tea or coffee to set the Vibe] [sits down at desk] [opens notebook/laptop] [can’t find favorite pen] [spends next 20 minutes looking for pen] [gets distracted on phone] [answers texts/emails] [finally finds pen] [shakey exhale of relief] [sits back down at desk] [writes another sentence or two] [realizes your drink has gotten cold] [contemplates heating it back up for approximately 5 minutes] [ends up chugging it] [goes to wash mug] [sits back down at desk] [spends 10 minutes trying to think of That One Word for a particular shade of green that’s 7 letters long, starts with ‘e’ and ends in ‘d’ that’s on the tip of your tongue but you just can’t seem to remember] [finishes paragraph] [realizes you don’t know much about a topic you’re vaguely referencing in a metaphor/analogy] [spends next two hours researching niche topic and gaining odd knowledge you will undoubtedly info dump on your loved ones at some point in time] [next thing you know it’s 5am the following day] [gets up to stretch briefly] [sits back down at desk] [starts to doze off] [you startle awake] [that word u previously lost was ‘emerald’]

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the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise