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if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

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dennis reynolds was born in 1976 and therefore likely would have graduated from the university of pennsylvania in 1998. stay with me here but elon musk graduated from upenn in 1997 which means they overlapped by 3 years. my point here is that it is a possibility, though a slim one, that in canon dennis reynolds could have sucked elon musk’s dick in college. thank you for your time i do not take constructive criticism

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Clouded Leopard Cub. [video]

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Big news for a particular kind of guy

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comms for anon

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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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party like scumbag steve

smoke like good guy greg

fuck like bad luck brian

look like bad luck brian

act like bad luck brian

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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

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