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Let's collectively reflect on why Luigi's alleged manifesto has not been publicly released and why every other mass murderer and school shooter has their manifesto released within days.

Let's reflect on the manifestos that have been posted on reddit yet they are censoring there and across the news media.

This is a class war and they're censoring information to keep influence in their favor.

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While feeding my fish I made a comment to my mom how one is getting a lil chubby and she suggested that maybe the fish was pregnant, but I had to break the news to her that both fish in the tank were boys and she goes “well maybe they’re gay, Natalie, did you think about that?” and I swear her tone was so perfectly condescending and Knowing™ that for a split second I actually felt bad for judging my fish’s relationship before I was like

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Let him cook

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I love people who are freaky about freak shit. freaks I love you. I love you freaks. 💖💞

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happy stimming

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I start using my powers just as a curiosity. But just as so many things boil us frogs, I wake up one day I've likely been a villain for longer than I wanted, and begin on a path to hero-dom.. and like a pendulum for years I keep realizing I've wandered hother and thither, purely out of curiously playing with my new powers.

You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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Well damn. That took a hard left turn. Right over that couple 0.o

never ever ever gets old

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remember congrats on the ethnostate

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did it work

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Idk right off what this means, but it feels right.

everything you love will lead you back to you

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people responses to Sesame Street not getting renewed r so funny bc they’re all like “it’s a show they’re supposed to end” bro it’s been going on since 1969. america loves the muppets. it’s supposed to go on forever. “it’s not that good anymore” bc hbo bought it, cut its run time in half, and hid it behind a paywall. the show was supposed to give underprivileged children access to the early education. “ kids don’t watch tv anymore” huh?? if ur initial reaction to the characters of 123 sesame not having a home anymore is “who cares” then ur not the audience and move on. they’re beloved family members to ME!!!!

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btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

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