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Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?

First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????

Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???

And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????

It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking

Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!

So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.

It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!

And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???

I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts

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"s1 is better" "i like s2 more" WHY are we pitting them against each other when they are KISSING WITH TONGUE???? s1 and s2 are in LOVE!!!

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Anthony: "They're like the ice climbers. You have to take the important one out"

Will: "you gotta take Lark out. The imporant one"

Anthony: "One of them will cause them both to go unconscious. I'm not gonna tell you which one it is."

Hahaha, funny ice climbers joke - Sparrow was the one who stayed conscious during the pyramid while Lark was passed out under rubble. This event is the reason why he proclaimed himself a love wolf. In oakvale, Sparrow got thrown against a wall and watched Lark die in front of him, and he got back up, picked up the gauntlets, and survived. In daddies HQ, while they were chasing the boys, Lark got knocked out, and Sparrow had to go and save him.

A lot of people also forget that at the beginning of oakvale; it was specified that when they play the lord of chaos, Sparrow is the base while Lark is the head. Sparrow literally, physically, supporting him.

Sparrow (S1): "If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself."

This is why Sparrow started code purple. Why he was the one who went to enact it while having lark stay behind. Not only because he was trying to protect his family and friends, but because he has learned that he cannot rely on others to do what needs to be done. To follow through on what was started.

Will said in one of the teen facts from season one that Sparrow was born first and technically the older brother. I think that rings differently now that we see him as an adult still forced to take responsibility for his twin. To see him trying to fix what mistakes Lark made, the destruction that he started. Trying to mend the frayed relationship with his father, who will never forgive him for protecting his family, while watching his brother shun that same relationship after dooming the world and being immediately offered the forgiveness that sparrow so desperatly wants.

Even knowing it would ruin the world, and ruin his relationship with Henry, Sparrow still enacted code purple. Because if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

Lark starts fights. Sparrow finishes them.

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His gang

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I understand that The Freddie Laugh is the main character of DnDads, but I feel like The Will Gasp does not get the love it deserves. Every dramatic moment being punctuated by this lovely man sucking every bit of oxygen from the room makes me so happy. We need a Will Gasp compilation for real.

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Here's to the people who weren't abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here's to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here's to the kids whose parents didn't know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here's to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here's to every mean comment that wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't come from your mom; here's to awkward family dinners because you're all trying to forget;

here's to you, survivor of a thousand 'not as bad as it could have been' hurts. I see you. You aren't alone.

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im glad that everyone seems to like my nicky design bc i too love my nicky design :]

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beth’s stand up show is out now to rent/own btw!!!! it’s like 5 dollars!!!! go!!!!!!

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lark summoned the doodler as a teenager because he was angry at henry and needed to release that anger by fighting an eldritch god and for years. for YEARS! sparrow suffered under the pressure of being the mediator because henry forgave lark and was so insistent on forgiving him. and then sparrow chooses to switch doomed worlds (because if it was unfair to faerun, does that mean it was fair to earth? did earth deserve this in ways faerun wouldn’t? the only difference is that earth has sparrows family and faerun does not) because he loves his parents and brother and kids so much he would rather destroy his relationship with them to save their lives than watch them die for a mistake he blames himself for, not normal. and they would’ve died. if sparrow had gone to help henry and normal they would’ve been overrun like every other room in that building and they wouldve all died and nothing would’ve ever stopped the doodler. sparrow chooses love. but not the kind of love that henry wanted from him. and i love mercedes but i will never forgive her for what she said to sparrow because it really really shows that hencedes wanted sparrow to be the good twin so badly. they could forgive lark for making drastic mistakes because that’s just who lark is now, whether it be from the rogue card or something else. code purple is something they would’ve expected from him. but instead they’ve held sparrow to such high standards when this is all he knows, this is him being his best self, first and foremost he is larks equal and that hasn’t changed

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“NORMAL, WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

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Normal my sweet baby boy…

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Guys the parallels are paralleling! The Oaktwins both dooming a world; one, because of a grudge influenced by magic towards your loved one, that he ends up betraying. Another, trying to keep their loved ones safe from the chaos entity that emerged from the betrayal, but both saying sorry for what they're about to do😭

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Dndads s2 e48:

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I JUST REALISED. HENRY HUGGED NORMAL IN FRONT OF (WHAT HE THOUGHT) WAS SPARROW AND TOLD HIM HE WAS PROUD OF HIM. HOLY SHIT HENRY OAK THAT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WHAT THE FUCK

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Thinking about Sparrow. Thinking about Sparrow knowing that Henry forgave Lark. Thinking about Sparrow knowing that Henry will never forgive him.

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something about how sparrow blamed himself for releasing the doodler even though he wasn't involved at all. something about him taking lark's place and telling henry that if anyone deserved to die for this it should be him. something about him being the one to actively make the decision to swap the realms and doom people he knew and cared about in favor of his family. it was the right decision, if the main families had died nobody would be left to stop it when the doodler started poking holes into the other dimensions and both worlds would've gone down anyways. but sparrow didn't know that when he chose it, he just knew that someone had to be the bad guy and instead of making lark do it he did it himself he spared lark of that burden. knowing both of his parents will never forgive him. knowing that despite what they said, he couldn't do any better than this because he doesn't know how and the only thing henry taught him was how to love and that's all sparrow can do. he can only love. it was his love for lark that let him step up and have lark stay behind, it was his love for normal that fueled his desperate desire to make sure they all made it out alive, it was his love for henry and mercedes that had him frantically going for the amplifier knowing that his might alone wouldn't save them and they would all die in that room if he didn't do something about it. and it was his love that would doom his relationships with everyone he cared about. except lark, who is the only one that tells him he made the right choice. no wonder sparrow clings so hard to lark nowadays. what do you do when your twin is actively making you worse and you choose to enable it because you've already burned every other bridge in your life and this is all you have left?

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Your father. Always forgiving. Your brother. Literally. Stabbed. Him. In. The. Back.

And your dad forgave him. Over and over. Even tho he tricked your dad. Opened with affection your father so desired, only to betray him.

And you are scared.

You’re desperate. You have to protect your family. To protect your world. Even knowing the consequences you are so afraid.

You know the world won’t forgive you. Your son won’t forgive you. But your father always has.

But then he doesn’t.

Your father who always forgave your brother for the betrayal? Refuses- no- cannot forgive you.

Can you imagine?