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Game: Unknown

We arrive at (in my humble opinion) one of the best Classics of Game videos ever made. Here we see CoG's auspicious eye for Dumb Video Game Shit at peak form, featuring a game that has been scrutinized, discussed and praised/condemned to no end. And yet before this video, I don't think I'd ever seen anyone walk into this exact kill plane.

I wouldn't say this video makes me emotional, but it does fill me with a strange sense of wonder. It's harder to see with most of the other entries since they come from lesser-known games that you and I have never played before, but here we truly see that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The gross, muddled textures of scaffolding and weird pots in strange yellowed lighting...the alluring glow of some mysterious gems leading you onward...the insane looking beast corpse casually clung to the leg of the player the entire time.....these are things you would not be thinking about for a second if you ended up here on a casual playthrough. Every so often you need to stop and smell the roses.

It's been easy to make quick judgement calls of other CoG games, the ones I know almost nothing about. Any time I watch this one, I desperately want to find people who have never seen a single screenshot from Dark Souls, who know absolutely nothing about it so I can show them this video. I'm certain that if you did, if you showed this honest slice of one of the most highly-regarded video games ever made, they'd probably say "This looks like shit." And I think that's beautiful.

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

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Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

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ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

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"call your senator to tell them not to send arms to israel" is a rteally funny thing to encourage people to do. call and write to your local great whgite shark to tell it not to eat any sea lions!!. make sure to call the sun to tell it not to rise in the morning

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New "Kill without thinking" viral craze is trending! Teens around the world are going outside and killing anyone who they can see as violently as possible with no care or compassion for the consequences or victims

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reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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