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I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing
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Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window
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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
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Unauthorized 2003 elongated Yoshi plush.
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Unauthorized 2003 elongated Yoshi plush.
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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
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Are you friends with any cisgender heterosexual men in real life/not online?
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