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"call your senator to tell them not to send arms to israel" is a rteally funny thing to encourage people to do. call and write to your local great whgite shark to tell it not to eat any sea lions!!. make sure to call the sun to tell it not to rise in the morning

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New "Kill without thinking" viral craze is trending! Teens around the world are going outside and killing anyone who they can see as violently as possible with no care or compassion for the consequences or victims

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reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!

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tumblr having a detox day

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fuuuck um maybe

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this is making me lose it

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Oh I didnt know if you’d do elder scrolls characters but can you make dagoth ur?

i made dagoth ur from the elder scrolls in dress to impress

thanks for the request!

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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