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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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Psych 6x02

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I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

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"can i plead nine years old?" is SUCH a line i will steal for my next argument with my parents <3

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Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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really really really important

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news article has a poll that asks when was the last time you used cash and i just. froze. i really don't remember when was the last time i used cash

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my favorite piece of disney trivia is that the guy who designed goofy fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him in the parking lot once

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Happy Petrov Day, everyone. To celebrate, try to follow his example and not end the world.

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Snoopy's creator Charles Schulz and the real Snoopy.

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Is this a fucking threat?

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project 2025 is kind of funny because it's not anything new, it's everything the republican party has obviously been trying to do forever, but actually writing it out in detail made things worse because I guess not everyone had already thought something like "hey maybe this politician who doesn't want you to send your kids to public school wishes public school didn't exist"...

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my personal headcanon is joke's gender is akin to that of bugs bunny. like hes a menace. the gender is just whatever works for the bit hes currently doing. no gender just tricks.

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What if I was a thief, the exact thief who accidentally ruined your life, in the middle of a heist and you put your parents' ring, the very ring I came to steal back for you so you can forgive me, on my ring finger and that ring has your name on it, making it so you are claiming me in more ways than we are both ready to acknowledge