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oh a friend shared that a few days back

@driving-handsfree @princelyprisms @trash-gremlin @lussterpurge @destinywillowleaf @echoshmechohowdoyoudo

Fun little quiz

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for you and your warped reflection

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(My Epic Headcanons)

Odysseus: Now that I’m back, I wonder what happened to everyone else? Hope they didn’t have as much trouble getting home as I did.

Telemachus: Oh I can tell you.

Odysseus: Great. Let’s start with Menelaus. How are he and Helen doing?

Telemachus: Well he was stuck in Egypt for a bit. But he wrestle Proteus who told him how to get home and break the enchantment on Helen.

Odysseus: Enchantment?

Telemachus: Yea, turns out Paris kidnapped Helen and used some sort of elixir to make her love him. So He and Helen were able to move past that. They explained when I visited… but I left as soon as they started going into detail on their sex life.

Odysseus: Wow, well that does explain a few things. What about little Ajax? Last I remember he was in some trouble but I don’t remember what happened

Telemachus: Died at sea. I don’t know the details just that he pissed off one of the gods.

Odysseus: Yea that tracks, what about Diomedes? I know that guy is probably still kicking.

Telemachus: Yeah actually. He got to Argos pretty quick. No travel problems

Odysseus: Lucky guy.

Penelope: Actually he wasn’t. His wife Cheated on him while he was away. He went to some other land. From what we know, he’s still alive.

Odysseus: I retract my previous statement. Let’s see… Please tell me Agamemnon is dead

Penelope: Yep, Killed by his wife (ex wife) and her lover. Now there is a whole family curse.

Odysseus: Deserved, but sounds like no one got out unscathed.

Telemachus: Nestor was fine. I was hanging out with him during my diplomatic mission

Odysseus: Oh that old bastard still kicking? He’s a funny guy.

Telemachus: He’s actually why I was late coming home.

Odysseus: Well I should let Menelaus know I’m still alive. Maybe he could visit.

Telemachus: We can always visit him.

Odysseus: Son, I’ve done enough sailing for a lifetime.

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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When I was a kid I had a book of like, "fun physics experiments for kids". And one of them was an "experiment" where you hold an object by a string and just by focusing on the direction you wanted it to swing, it would start to move in that direction even without your input. The book of course explained that this was the ideomotor effect, a phenomenon where your thoughts can create minute, unconscious movements in your body.

Then a couple years later I got a fortune-telling kit that included a pendulum. You hold the pendulum over a piece of paper that says "yes" and "no" and ask a question, and whichever way the pendulum moves is the answer.

At which point I was like "hey WAIT a minute", and in hindsight I think that experience explains most things about who I am as a person

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Black Cat at Breakfast Table  - Unknown

American, b. ?

Oil on canvas

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INVERTED SPLOINKY - DOUBLE - TRIPLE !

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i get so happy when people that are new to fanfic writing, or just writing in general, post their work on ao3. despite their doubts, despite their fear of something so personal and vulnerable being perceived, they still press that button, and i turn into the equivalent to a proud mom cheering on the sidelines. like yes! you did that! your work is worth seeing! you deserve to share your passion for and be part of a community! i’m so proud of you!

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day 6 / ???

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「フジフランス」の、リンゴ型スイーツ「約束のりんご」✨

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