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been learning about parrots and parakeets lately. like... ya ever realize you've been sleeping on a whole animal? yeah. i wouldn't get one myself bc i don't trust myself to provide good enough care for one -but aesthetically i loveee green cheeked conures. like holy shit! perfect colors perfect little face perfect little eyes!! certified perfect baby birby right there!!

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Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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father how i've longed to see you!

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right before Suffering

Odysseus: men, what you are about to see will be more horrifying, more confusing, more conflicting than anything we’ve faced, anything we’ve done, any monster we’ve fought. You will see a side of me that no one has seen in over ten years.

The crew: *horrified*

Odysseus: god speed, men.

(Later)

Odysseus: *twirling his hair, giggling and kicking his feet* nooo Penelope don’t make me get all wet stoppp

The crew: *more horrified*

Eurylochus: *getting flashbacks from when Ody was courting the real Penelope*

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space friend!!

cosmos persona!!

this is hilariously accurate lol im sure my moots strongly agree XD

PLAN OR PANIC STOP CALLING ME OUT AHAHAHA

forgor who it was but someone recently told me my handwriting was already that of a doctor lmao

high stress tolerance who? maybe whe i was in hs lol my insides dissolve consantly these days XD

i cant even do 1+1 on excel im sorry :')

the ingredients are spot on tho

im also stubborn af lol. my fatal flaw truly

comets and satellites whare yall at? :3

@notsolonedesert @sunshines-child @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @maruyaaya @howmanyholesinswisscheese @atlasthecactus @nyxs-blank-canvas @spookie-puppy @minlicious @maeaea @justalunaticfangirl @shreysheep @sporadicallyanenthusiast & open!

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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"But surely these two books are set in the same universe, so" buddy, I'm not even going to commit to two chapters of the same book being set in the same universe. On a good day I can just about maintain continuity of milieu among consecutive paragraphs.

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Crystals study

i'm so tired

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Epic!Odysseus: My journey home was long and arduous because I was not willing to be ruthless and the weight of my sins clouded my mind until I became a monster.

Homer!Odysseus: My journey was long and arduous because my men were f***ing idiots.

Epic!odysseus: Actually that was also part of that reason. Did Poseidon have it out for you? Cause he killed most of my crew.

Homer!Odysseus: He did send a storm near the end of my journey when I was heading to Ithaca, but that wasn’t that much of an issue. but aside from that he really wasn’t that much involved. It was actually Zeus that had it in for us, but mostly cause what I said before, my men were idiots!

Epic!Odysseus: Wow, you had to fight Zeus?! I had to one v one Poseidon and stab him with his own trident to get him to finally f*** off. How did you get Zeus off your back?

Homer!Odysseus: YOU DID WHAT TO POSEIDON!?!?