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duck-dystopia · 1 year
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GUYS GELP THISE STINKY BOTS ARE STARTING TO FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEE
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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Oh to be a widowed woman with two children who are the only memories left from my werewolf husband living in a farm-like area and learning how to plant potatoes from a cranky old man.
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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Why are teslas like the uncanny valley of cars
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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Holy shit I needed this
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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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What in the actual fuck.
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NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix
In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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Has anybody else heard that stupid Shopify commercial on Spotify, where the teenage girl is getting " embarrassed" cause her parents are wanting her to sell cookies? Well I keep getting it and I fucking cringe everytime I hear her whiny voice. I swear their thought process was like " Oh my gosh we should make a commercial that'll be like #relatable for teens. All teens find their parents embarrassing right? Bam now we have a commercial" I fucking hate it.
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duck-dystopia · 2 years
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Ya'll ever flinch when someone moves toward you and think "Who could've conditioned me to be like this?" Like it couldn't possibly be my old friends who hit me, stabbed me with pencils or almost broke my foot. Definitely couldnt have been my Ex-Father who threw things at me and threatened me when he got angry.
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