dualcasterjay

[dualcasterjay]

if you are my online friend or mutual then i automatically assume you are transgender. if you aren't you have to come out to me as cis

[dualcasterjay]

"Firefox sucks" "firefox is clunky" "firefox doesn't work" with all due respect what the fuck are you talking about

[dualcasterjay]

How does the MBTA clear snow off of the tracks?

Jet engine

[dualcasterjay]

Whenever people argue that being intersex is a disorder because we sometimes have to deal with annoying complications due to our intersex variations or things related to them I feel like I'm going to go crazy

[dualcasterjay]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[dualcasterjay]

like whack a mole

[dualcasterjay]

I saw some snippet of a callout post for an autistic trans woman where they list social faux pas she committed, and I think we allistic people should all feel 100x more ashamed of not telling people in the moment how we feel about what they're doing. I think its extremely evil and cruel to not only lie to an autistic person and blame them for it but also to feel justified shaming them for your behavior. And it's currently the social norm to do that

[dualcasterjay]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[dualcasterjay]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[dualcasterjay]

TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

[dualcasterjay]

i think the real reason egg prices are so high is that so many of them are turning into beautiful women

[dualcasterjay]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[dualcasterjay]

friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

[dualcasterjay]

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

[dualcasterjay]

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

[dualcasterjay]

I understand more and more things about cisgender men the longer I’m on testosterone. I know why teenage boys use so much axe now. I understand the crying thing. I know why they accidentally break things. I know why they wear shorts in the snow. I know why so many of them don’t use washcloths. I see everything.