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tommyinnit go tf home challenge 

i will beat him back with a broom if i have to

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Hey just wondering do you write for karl or bad? Hope you had a good day!

yeah i don’t see why not

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Do you write smut for Foolish or Sam? /genq

yeah why not

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I dunno. I've been to blogs before that just make fun of me or brush me off

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how tf you gonna run a fucking porn blog and brush off ppl that ask abt porn??

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Thanks for answering and not making fun of me 😭

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why would i make fun of you?? im writing porn for fucking youtubers dude if anyone should be getting made fun of its me.

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[*stumbles in blushing and hiding behind a sheet to protect whats left of my dignity*] HERE I WAS GONNA ASK FOR SOME SIMPBUR OR WILBUR SMUT PRERABLY DOM BUT WHATEVER UH THERE LEMME JUST TOSS IT OVER OH SORRY IF IT HIT YOU OKAY UH HAVE A NICE DAY REMEBER TO DRINK WATER BYE

Also could I be 🏹 anon? :D

yeah sure

Take A Break (C!Wilbur X Reader)

He's pissed - you can tell he's pissed by the way he storms into the room, slamming the door shut behind him. The sound echoes against the stone walls of the room and causes the flames in the lanterns to flicker. You sit up straighter on the edge of your shared bed, your attention turning from the book you had been leafing through to him.

"Wil?"

His eyes find you and soften somewhat. "Sorry." He says. "I didn't mean to startle you, I just-" He stops himself, jaw clenching. "Schlatt's torn down the wall. He's expanding."

Your own stomach dropped at the news. No wonder he was so angry - those walls were part of what made the country his, and now they were gone. "Oh Wil."

Wilbur's bottom lip quivered, and for a moment, he looked like he was about to break. You shifted on the bed, opening your arms. In a moment, he was nestled into you, face pressed into your shoulder, arms wound around your middle. You trailed your own hands over his shoulders.

"You're so tense."

"I just..." He trailed off, swallowing around the lump in his throat. "I need to get it back."

"You need to relax." You said, soothing. "Being this angry isn't good for the effort, if you stay frustrated you'll do something you regret. You need to let it cool, and harden. Take a break, at least for a few moments."

Wilbur nodded, picking his face up out of his shoulder to look at you. You knew that look.

You sighed, squeezing his shoulders. "Yeah, alright."

You wound a hand into Wilbur's hair, yanking his head back from where he had been nibbling at your collarbone. He groaned, fucking into your harder, his hands gripping tighter around your thighs to hold you in place.

You trailed your hands over his shoulders, biting back your own noises as he pounded into you. Curse him for being so tall, really - he wasn't even doing anything special, yet you were already teetering on the edge, your body flooding with pleasure with every one of his thrusts.

"You're so good." Wilbur breathes, turning his head to press a kiss to your palm. "You're so good to me."

"Kiss me." You shot back, arching up to meet him.

Wilbur surged down on you, bullying his way into your mouth and kissing you something fierce. You moaned into his mouth, kissing back just as intensely as Wilbur picked up speed. It wasn't long before you were falling apart around him.

Wilbur didn't stop, chasing his own pleasure and pounding away for a few more moments before he was whimpering into your shoulder, twitching under your hands. The tension drained out from his body as he slumped against you. For a second, you just breathed in tandem.

"Thank you." Wilbur pressed a kiss to your cheek. "Thank you."

"Anytime." You returned, nuzzling your face into his hair.

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NSFWblr Awards are Here!!

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cast your votes for your favorite fics & more (links to all nominees under the break) votes will be open for two weeks (ending 03/06/22) remember this is all /lh /nsrs and just a way to show appreciation to the wonderful writers we have here ^_^

best one-shot (dreamwastaken)

a king is coming - slut4dream

a soft night - as-you-should-peasant

count for me - oldblackandwhitetown

my mother's boyfriend's son - apocalypticgargoyle

pillow princess - florashing

play of the game - slut4dream

rich man - needtoplease

slut - amaranthbb

take me to church - d1zzynsfw

best one-shot (georgenotfound)

cs101 - amaranthbb

helping hand - gnffantasies

moo moo meadows - celestialking

page 82 - oldblackandwhitetown

best one-shot (sapnap)

a lesson to learn - oldblackandwhitetown

i still want you - ticcisimon

project partners - punzslut

reverse your regret - apocalypticgargoyle

whore - needtoplease

lazy morning sex - saphub

best one-shot (other solo cc)

first time calling him daddy - oldblackandwhitetown

gamer rage - celestialking

late night visit - oldblackandwhitetown

pretty boy - punzslut

quick fuck - needtoplease

best one-shot (poly)

1 bunny, 2 bunny, dumb bunny, cum bunny - celestialking

hang up - amaranthbb

narcissus reckoning - hysagyne

southern charm - celestialking

tagteaming - bunnylotl

three's a party - slut4dream

best series

brother's best friend - slut4dream

brutally honest - hysagyne

the club - angy-mouse

the devil's catch - apocalypticgargoyle

there's always a first time - oldblackandwhitetown

best headcannons

@hysagyne

@ghvstkiss

@oldblackandwhitetown

@slut4dream

best layout

@celestialking

@ghvstkiss

@gnfof

@saphub

best writing event

red flags look green - saphub

kinktober - oldblackandwhitetown

best anon

🌙 anon - slut4dream

anxiety anon - sanguinescorpios

cypress anon - oldblackandwhitetown

nonna anon - ghvstkiss & oldblackandwhitetown

most underrated writer

@as-you-should-peasant

@eroticanna

@florashing

@ghvstkiss

biggest simp

@celestialking

@d1zzynsfw

@florashing

@oldblackandwhitetown

@slut4dream

most in need of kinkshaming

@angy-mouse

@gnfof

@ticcisimon

most likely to secretly be a cc

@celestialking

@dsmutp

@eroticanna

@slut4dream

most likely to pull a cc irl

@boobberries

@bunnylotyl

@eroticanna

@slut4dream

most likely to be a secret dnfer

@boobberries

@gnfof

@oldblackandwhitetown

@inactive2987498375845784

most likely to have submitted this https://mcytblrconfessions.tumblr.com/post/669420980558610432/im-on-404blr-with-2k-and-i-have-an-x-reader-blog

@gnfantasies

@gnfof

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domestic ram hybrid schlatt + shower/& bathtub fucking 👀🤲

mmmm yeah

schlatt seems like a bath guy to me. im picturing a bathtub the size of a small pool with fancy soaps and bubbles and dim lights and maybe a nice view out the window of the sunset. also, the smell of lavender.

hes had a long day; he just wants warm bath and his lover (and maybe a shoulder massage, he carries a lot of tension there from holding up those horns)

its slow and sensual - he’s lounging against the side of the tub while you work yourself up and down, bubbles clinging to your chest as you ride him, the water gently churning in tandem with your movement.

he groans and sighs, warm hands dragging up your back, burying his face in your shoulder and rocking into you. hes finally relaxed like this - the warm steam makes his muscles unclench, and it feels so good.

when you both finish, you just sit there for a while, enjoying the feeling of bare skin on skin before you actually put the bath to use and clean up

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ayyy baby how ar u!!!!!!

p good :)

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OMG SO GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE BACK <333

we’ll see for how long

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!sub sapnap x !dom reader please! with a praising kink and mommy kink ofc 😌🤚 keep up the great work!!!! <3 - anon

yeah i think i could whip something up

No Sleep Til Sunrise (C!Sapnap X Reader)

Even though you and Sapnap were... something (fuckbuddies? partners? something in-between?), you were used to falling asleep without him. 

It was understandable - in being from the Nether, he wasn’t exactly on the same sleep cycle as you, being from the Overworld. He was used to the eternal night, and just sleeping when he was tired, while you were more influenced by the rise and fall of the sun, and the undead creatures that spawn in the night. Of course, that didn’t mean he never slept with you - it was most common for him to join you halfway through the night.

So when you fell asleep in your bed alone, it was nothing out of the ordinary.

Tangled in the soft sheets under the moonlight, you half woke, feeling the bed creak and shift under you. Instinctively, you rolled to the side, raising an arm so he could slide in against you. “Hey baby.”

Sapnap rolled into bed, his face finding the crook of your shoulder and tucking away. Arms wrapped around your middle, and a leg slung itself over your hips. A sleepy rumble; “Missed you.”

Relaxing under the familiar weight, you hummed, letting the soft hold of sleep begin to pull you back into its warm embrace. While you were fine on your own, sleeping with Sapnap always gave you a fuller rest. He was a heated blanket, essentially - a comfortable weight and a source of delicious warmth. It never took you long to fall asleep like this - except for tonight, apparently. 

Movement pulled you back to reality and you peeled open your eyes halfway. Sapnap was rocking against you softly, his face still pressed in your shoulder. You let him knock your hips together, once, twice, three times, before you trailed a hand between you and felt a familiar hardness in his pants. 

Sapnap froze. “Fuck.”

“You could have just asked.” You said, pulling back slightly to look him in the eye. 

“You were asleep.” He said, sounding a little apologetic. “I didn’t want to wake you up.”

You smiled, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “Oh baby.”

“Fuck -shit, hah, faster mommy please.” 

Sapnap panted, hands gripping your shoulders as you rocked yourself up and down on his dick. You leaned into it, pressing your chest to his to increase your speed, savoring the sweet slide in and out of you. You smiled against his shoulder as he moaned, squeezing your skin.

“Good?” You asked, slightly taunting. 

Sapnap said nothing, simply whined. 

You enjoyed him most like this - panting under you, holding on for dear life as you had your way with him. He could easily stop you; use his strength to flip you over, reverse the position, pound away into you. But he didn’t. He was content to let you take the reigns. 

Sapnap groaned through his teeth as you slowed back down, keeping a steady rhythm. “Shit.” He said, breath gracing your ear. “Tell me I’m good please, mommy tell me I’m good.”

This was your favorite part of the process. As soon as he started to ask for praise, you knew he was getting close. He was at his neediest on the brink of orgasm, and it was evident in the way he whined for you. 

“You’re doing so well, baby.” You crooned, increasing your speed again. “You’re such a good boy for me, you know.”

“Fuck.” Sapnap said it like it was punched out of him, his hands moving from your shoulders to your waist. This was the only time he would usually take over, wrapping his arms around you and essentially using you as a fleshlight, pulling you up and down at a pace faster than you could manage on your own. 

“That’s it baby, go on.” You said.

Sapnap breathed through his teeth, rocking you down on his dick. You bit back your own moan -  you weren’t far from the edge yourself, and Sapnap jackhammering away was not helping you keep your composure. mcyIt wasn’t long before you both were falling over the brink, groaning as you tensed and relaxed against each other. 

For a moment, you could only hear the chirp of the crickets. 

“Sap?”

You were met with a snore. Of course. 

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just wanted to tell you that i met quackity irl and he called me darling and it was AMAZING <3

darling? really? doesnt seem like our quackity to me

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Ayo that gang bang with wilbur and quackity 😳

ayo 0-0

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do u have a masterlist?

nope. ik i should make one but i just cant bring myself to put in the work

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bruh i’m so sorry but i just went through and read all your work and i’m obsessed now like reading abt characters i don’t even simp for obsessed … thank you for your service

o7 braver than any US marine

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Wait bro I know you from ao3-

Hi

...where on ao3 tho

like i have an account but its definitely not linked to this one at all

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Do you have an anon list?

nope. but id be willing to get one going if enough people start using aliases