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happy November 16th

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badlands lore guide

this is a compact guide to most lore-relevant badlands streams. this does not include egg lore streams that are not badlands member centric (i.e, fundy’s, some of tommy’s).

for a complete egg lore masterlist, check out @eggpires’ amazing post here!! they also have a lsandburg masterpost, if you dont want my condensed version

☆: most important streams (in my opinion), to condense the list even more if you’re short on time

updated 11/27/2021

Skeppy’s first DSMP stream // Skeppy steals Tommy’s Disc: while initially i wanted no pre-badlands lore, i thought i would include some early c!skeppy lore since most people are unaware of it. 

☆ Founding of the Badlands (Ant POV/ Sam POV): red festival, around 2:04:20 in sam’s vod is when sam/ant/bad turn against schlatt and 2:25:50 is when they form the badlands. in ant’s pov, around 1:16:00 bad and ant defend the van from destruction, and techno also asks them about their stance.

The Second Pet War: sam’s pov, starts around 3-ish hours in, the badlands have their first fight as a nation against punz and sapnap and win

Pandas Stream: bbh’s pov, first stream the badlands do together, mostly a chill stream but around 30 minutes in, bad reveals his plans for chaos. i would recommend this stream to get a feel for the (early days) badlands dynamic

War Stream: bbh’s pov, badlands switch sides throughout the war and towards the end dream recognizes the badlands as an independent nation

note: jschlatt’s funeral stream is here or here, where they discuss resurrecting him with quackity but idk how relevant that will be towards the plot

First and Second(?) Prison Stream: the first two streams where sam starts introducing the prison, mostly grinding but check comments for good timestamps (a lot of the prison streams are just building, pls link me if there are more lore heavy ones im missing)

☆ First Egg Arc Stream: bbh’s pov, bad introduces the blood vines at the start and checks back on them in between building the prison (dream also drops some lore about the prison and his deal with jschlatt)

Keep reading

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I typed in random coords to teleport to and i found this platform in the middle of nowhere. anyone have any idea who may have built this and what it was for? im totally blanking on anything

coords: 1701 130 -371

edit: okay im seeing that this is connected to some wooden road network im going to follow it

edit 2: it leads to nowhere?

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this bitch in silent hill

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some screenshots with shaders🐟

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Dunno if anyone needs this but I have the location of Michael_Beloved.

Hes in the walls of Ranboo's house in the artic. Behind the black back wall. -105 71 -2514

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Pt. 2.2 L'Manberg

bonus spooky

Egg:

Ranboo's panic room but I forgot to fix the fog

DSMP Screenshots (pt. 1)

Screenshots of the community house, the nether hub, church prime, and Tommy's house as-is in the world download. Winter texture pack images included. (Exile is gonna hurt lol)

Hub:

Community House:

Church Prime:

Tommy's house:

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Pt. 2.1 Exile

because I took too many screenshots and cant upload more than this

Spooky Time (sorry not sorry)

DSMP Screenshots (pt. 1)

Screenshots of the community house, the nether hub, church prime, and Tommy's house as-is in the world download. Winter texture pack images included. (Exile is gonna hurt lol)

Hub:

Community House:

Church Prime:

Tommy's house:

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DSMP Screenshots (pt. 1)

Screenshots of the community house, the nether hub, church prime, and Tommy's house as-is in the world download. Winter texture pack images included. (Exile is gonna hurt lol)

Hub:

Community House:

Church Prime:

Tommy's house:

Pt 2 in reblogs

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I FOUND THE LOST CITY OF MIZU

Coords are 13979 70 12937 !!!

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Disc War Finale+Dream's Base: -231 3300

Niki's Underground City: 288 540

Sam's Desert Base+Foolish's Summer Home: -700 600

Tubbo's Jungle base: 300 12200

Snowchester: -300 -700

Las Nevadas: -286 -21

Cookie Outpost: -50 -55

Eret's Castle: 251 -90

Tommy's Holiday Home: 409 -893

Pogtopia: 852 -532

Tommy's House: 259 -647

Big innit Hotel+Bee n Boo: 249 -714

Prison: 272 -916

Sam's Base: 245 -1980

Community House: 250 -242

Church Prime: 294 -342

Courthouse: 286 -216

Eret's Museum: 314 -437

Purpled's Area 51: 242 -387

Spider Spawner+Egg: 168 -439

Thats all I had time for

planning on amassing a post with a bunch of coordinates for places if anyone is interested in helping/already started o7

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hey chat what if i cry

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IM HOOOOOME <3

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Thanks tommy very insightful

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Unreleased How to Sex book?!?!?

Pg 1. How to sex 3 A Grand novel written by TommyInnit Sex Guru Sex is bad and wrong is all circumcisions. Today I'll teach you how to prevent

Pg 2. What is The Kiss Kiss is sacred. Like religion but sort of different. Do not kiss when in a bad area. kiss goblins will get you

Pg 3. Chapter 2: Milves What is a sex mom? Sex mom is when you see a girl with babies and you want to steal her. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. Sex moms are evil

Pg 4. Chapter 4: How to avoid the kid When stealing milv, you may face accidentally stealing the kid.

I dont know how to player data that good so I'll link a way for yall to mess with tommy's player data

(dm me if it doesn't work and i can send over the goods via discord)

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genuinely the worst nether that i have ever seen. in my life