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garak in the blue lizard makeup
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ds9official · 4 hours ago
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what weather did the big, fat rodent predict this year
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do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?
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ds9official · 4 hours ago
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goodbye old friend
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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where’s the rupaul tweet about stop constantly crucifying yourself we could use the wood…… did unfortunately scalp the shit out of me with that
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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It's 1969 again!
2025 calendar is identical to that of 1969 !
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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sorry if i talk to you a lot and make excuses for talking to you its because i like you. and enjoy talking to you. yeah sorry. you can kill me if you want
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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hes waiting by the microwave
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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I'm such a girl who lays in bed and doesn't want to get up
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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Anyone else
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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In middle school you were on facebook liking hundreds of pages called shit like "Laying down in my bed = life" now you're 26 and posting shit likr "naptime is amazingly fire" upwards of 5 times a day. just pointing out how some things never leave you
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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I showed my friend Finn this forlorn man and his huge shrimp and they said the guy was holding it like a bird and it was as though it had flown over and perched upon his hand. Ever since, I have had fitful sleep and confusing dreams.
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ds9official · 10 hours ago
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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me
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