drywall-muncher

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Real men stay up pass their bed time thinking about video game dialogue

I curse you forever in name.. and I bless you forever in death.

...the wretch; who shall not be named. Though in his heresy, was loyal to his evil cause.

I had a pretty good life.. and then you showed up. You dangerous. mute. lunatic.

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What is it with humans and keeping ledgers??

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I have no idea what the fuck a structured settlement is but I know EXACTLY who to call if I need cash now.

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I'm gay and need to live in a vampire's lair

Its taken me 24 years to figure this out

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Is armed slobbery a felony or petty offense?

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Y'all remember when buffering videos was so common that YouTube actually let you play snake on the loading circle.

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You ever stand next to a man using a utility knife and just think:

He could just end me right now.

There's three of us in the room, not including him, and he could totally just lose it and one shot me, get the other guy, and have the last one escape.

I'm not gonna fight. That's bullshit. You put me on a 9 to 5 job, gimme student loans, and tummy issues then expect to ""defend my life""

Ur fuckin bananas

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes it's not enough to cuddle with I man

I need this:

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you cant say shut up you stupid idiot in comment sections anymore. you cant say hey moron when did you graduate from idiot school anymore

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Art by Leah Gardner

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Fuck nudes that are sexy, I want nudes that make you think

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some sebastian because i also like him a lot