drystana
Drysta's Frying Pan
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she/her, 19Kein Gott, Keine Herrn, Kein König; mostly reblogs abt shit I like or find funny
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drystana · 2 days ago
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for those who know me, you know that I am a big fan of greek mythology, so when the epic saga by Jorege Rivera-Herrans came out I couldn't help but fall madly in love with it, his music accompanied and inspired me while I was working, and now that this long journey is about to end I couldn't help but leave a tribute to thank him for all the work he has done. he couldn't have left us a better christmas present under the tree! thanks again for everything.
ps: I already know that with the last song I will cry like a fountain!!
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drystana · 2 days ago
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wish i was one of those women in vintage pulp horror art. tits out, drinking blood, bats around me, some scary castle in the background...
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drystana · 2 days ago
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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
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drystana · 2 days ago
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*furrifies your christmas tree*
happy holidays everyone!! 🎄
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drystana · 5 days ago
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AMAZON IS STRIKING LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!! LETS GO!@!
as someone who has worked in amazon warehouses for many years, this is crazy like. oh my god. DURING PEAK SEASON?? LETS GOOOO
media and companies are already trying to say "DONT LET THE UNIONS MISLEAD YOU WE PROMISE WE TREAT OUR WORKERS WELL!!!" well hey ive worked there for YEARS. they do not ! dont listen to their bullshit. it might be difficult to not get frustrated if packages are late at the most important time of the year but thats the whole point -- strikes happening when the workers are most necessary is a massive blow to showing just how essential the workers are . anyways stand with amazon workers this holiday season god fucking bless
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drystana · 5 days ago
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i used to be too shy to interact w fanfic authors, but after i finally started to do so, that i realised they're the same @ me
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drystana · 5 days ago
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fat tboy tits are for overstimming btw. that's their purpose. that boy wouldn't have f cups if I wasnt meant to tug and suck on his fat swollen nipples between loads god damn it
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drystana · 5 days ago
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Fabric study :)🤍
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drystana · 6 days ago
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Blood for the war god
THE COVER IS OUT
ITS RED
IT MAKES SENSE BUT ITS RED AND I DIDNT EXPECT IT
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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drystana · 6 days ago
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I STAND FOR THE FLAG RAHHHHH🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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drystana · 6 days ago
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This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes
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drystana · 6 days ago
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I listened to Epic the Musical some days ago
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drystana · 7 days ago
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drystana · 8 days ago
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Athena is definitely a furry and her fursona is an owl. Just saying
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Once again, in the epic discord you've seen this, but I love drawing Athena just MASSIVE .
Also idk what she is glaring at but y'know
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drystana · 8 days ago
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drystana · 9 days ago
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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drystana · 9 days ago
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