how can you say goodbye when you've hardly said hello?
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“Don’t worry. You got away with it.”
Donnie Darko (2001)
Dir. Richard Kelly
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imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
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fucking terrified of needles :)))
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One time my girlfriend and I were goin at it and then we heard the front door open, it was my mom, so we hid under the blanket with our heads out and we went on our phones and my mom opened the door and she said "whew, what's that smell?" We all knew she was talking bout the pussy.
" the pussy "
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i really want to hear you guys’ most embarrassing/funny sex stories like please
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LMAOOO I REALLY LIKED THIS PICTURE BUT I WAS KINDA NAKED SO.
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I whispered in her ear, "fear me dear, for I am death."
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