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Open rp

“Dr Rivera lacks focus and drive, projects personal issues on to patients, makes inappropriate and judgemental comments. She may continue her residency under strict supervision!” Oh, she was pissed, anger mixing with threatening tears. “She wrote that about me, she wrote that about me and now all the staff evaluations leaked and everyone knows it!”

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Oh wow. That last episode. I have a lot of feelings over it. 

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❝ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❞

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“Fine.” It came out as anger rather than hurt feelings, butShannon was never going to admit that. With the dire review she’d been given,and the fact all of the yearly reviews had been publicly leaked, honestly shedidn’t feel very welcome here. “Doesn’t matter.” She turned back to thecomputer, flicking back to the jobs page. “Your patient in Exam 3, her MRIresults came back, looks like she’s got a comminuted fracture in her tibia.”She held the iPad up for him, eyes focused on her own screen rather than him.

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Parks & Recs meme, prt. 1 !

Leslie Knope.

❝ Newsflash, we’re screwed! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna go make out with him/her. On his/her face. ❞ ❝ Everything hurts and I’m dying. ❞ ❝ I… Sad. ❞ ❝ Are we dead? ❞ ❝ I’m awesome, and you’re lucky to have me. ❞ ❝ I’m big enough to admit that I’m often inspired by myself. ❞ ❝ I took your idea and made it better. ❞ ❝ It’s not illegal, technically. ❞ ❝ That’s disgusting and wrong! ❞ ❝ The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ❞

Ben Wyatt.

❝ What do we do?! ❞ ❝ I have total faith in you. ❞ ❝ There’s a 30% chance they’ll both die. ❞ ❝ I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible person to discuss personal problems with! ❞ ❝ I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be, I never break any laws, ever… Because I’m deathly afraid of cops. ❞ ❝ What? ❞

Ron Swanson.

❝ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❞ ❝ Counteroffer, you take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❞ ❝ I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❞ ❝ I do not approve of this. ❞ ❝ Stop this. ❞ ❝ No. ❞ ❝ I know more than you. ❞ ❝ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❞ ❝ I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. ❞ ❝ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❞ ❝ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❞

Andy Dwyer.

❝ I just had five cats on me at once! ❞ ❝ Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? ❞ ❝ Oh, I’m fine! It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters. ❞ ❝ I’m not crying, okay? I’m allergic to jerks. ❞ ❝ I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears. ❞ ❝ What does this do? ❞ ❝ I’m going to die! I’m so tired. Everything hurts. ❞ ❝ I cannot emphasize how little I was thinking. ❞ ❝ Let me just say, from the bottom of my heart… My bad. ❞ ❝ Oh, babe! You had a crush on me? That’s embarrasing.  ❞ ❝ I don’t know what to do. ❞

April Ludgate.

❝ I didn’t think March 31st existed. ❞ ❝ Those kids are me ten years ago! ❞ ❝ The only things I like are dogs, and sleeping late. ❞ ❝ No one knows what they’re doing. ❞ ❝ I’m gonna murder you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to make fun of people while I get drunk. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree. ❞ ❝ I hate people. ❞ ❝ Whatever. The truth is stupid. ❞ ❝ Being a responsible adult suck butts. ❞ ❝ I declare that everything you’re saying is stupid. ❞ ❝ What? I love garbage. ❞ ❝ I like to do nothing, with no one. ❞

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five word prompts

an-exotic-writer:

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

“zero fucks given. next please.”

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S t a r t e r s

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Open rp

“Dr Rivera lacks focus and drive, projects personal issues on to patients, makes inappropriate and judgemental comments. She may continue her residency under strict supervision!” Oh, she was pissed, anger mixing with threatening tears. “She wrote that about me, she wrote that about me and now all the staff evaluations leaked and everyone knows it!”

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❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜

❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜

❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜

❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜

❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜

❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜

❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜

❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜

❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜

❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜

❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜

❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜

❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜

❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜

❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜

❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜

❛ Mathematical! ❜

❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜

❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜

❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜

❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜

❛ Youth culture forever! ❜

❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜

❛ No worms on the bed! ❜

❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜

❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜

❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜

❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜

❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜

❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜

❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜

❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜

❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜

❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜

❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜

❛ That riddle sucks. ❜

❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜

❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜

❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜

❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜

❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜

❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜

❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜

❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜

❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜

❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜

❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜

❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜

❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜

❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜

❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜

❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜

❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜

❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜

❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜

❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜

❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜

❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜

❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜

❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜

❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜

❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜

❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜

❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜

❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜

❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜

❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜

❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜

❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜

❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜

❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜

❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜

❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜

❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜

❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜

❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜

❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜

❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜

❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜

❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜

❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜

❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜

❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

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SEND ☕ FOR OUR MUSES TO HAVE A COFFEE DATE

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                  “When have you ever known me to do the SENSIBLE thing?”

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       hearing the shouting begin, connor had to swallow the urge to go and confront the man who was yelling. shannon didn’t need him to fight her battles for her, but still           someone was disrespecting a colleague and it made his teeth grind together in frustration. it was just a hazard of working as an ed doc and nurse, but people like that… there was days connor almost regretted becoming a doctor, and it was usually because of people like that. taking a deep breath the ct fellow turns to shannon and shakes his head a little. 

       “ actually could you start prepping stent guy for me? i have something i need to take care of first. “  fuck it, he was going to give that guy a piece of his mind, and he didn’t care what anyone had to say about it.  “ just get him up to the room for me and tell me team to prep. i’ll be there soon. i hope. “

Normally, she could have knocked an army out, hell, she’d taken out frat boys and vicious lawyers alike the in the ED with no mercy...but she was exhausted. So much so she wasn’t going to question him as he gave the odd order. “Eh...” but he was an attention, he was a surgical attending, and she wasn’t an ED resident...so she promptly shut her mouth. She had been in one too many rammies with them lately, HR was starting to call her name. 

“Yeah I’ll eh...do that..” Shannon trailed off, watching him... “don’t do something stupid Rhodes, that’s Halsteads department.” She half joked, even if it was maybe a little too close to home. She took a step back, as she stepped into the cubicle “alright, we’re going to move you up to the surgical ward, and then Dr Rhodes and his team, they’ll take over from there okay?” Shannon was trying to be as calm and utterly professional as possible, but she wasn’t watching the patient. Unhooking the monitor she placing it on the foot of the bed before she reached up, moving the IV lines and bags. 

Eyeing the patient she sighed, he was watching too, ‘he gonna get himself in trouble.’ Shannon just frowned, “he better not...todays been dramatic enough in here if you ask me.”

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Starter Call

C’mon there needs to be some more life here 

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“I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt.” (from TC lmao)

@praemicavi 

Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh.

Aww hell, she practically howls. 

“Well maybe there’s a little justice in the world after all.” She’s still laughing, bright and light, a seemingly rare occurrence for the normally dower and dry humoured doctor. “Please tell me you have to do something horribly embarrassing now, or I’m going to be sorely disappointed.” 

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PANIC! AT THE DISCO “DEATH OF A BACHELOR” STARTERS

Victorious

“Tonight, we are victorious.” “Let me be your Killer King.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous, and nothing like my punch drunk kiss.” “I know you need it, do you feel it?” “We feel alright.” “I taste like magic.” “Livin’ like a washed up celebrity, shooting up fireworks like it’s the Fourth of July.”

Don’t Threaten me with a Good TIme

“Alright, alright.” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should prob’ly introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore, a cane and a party hat.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “This night is heating up.” “Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time.” “What are these footprints? They don’t look human-like.” “How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool?” “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

Hallelujah

“A moment you’ll never remember and a night you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “Say your prayers.” “My life started the day I got caught under the covers with my secondhand lovers.” “In a state of emergency, who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.”

Emperor’s New Clothes

“Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch and watch them run.”

Death of a Bachelor

“Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “I’m playing hooky.” “I’m walking the long road.” “How could I ask for more?” “Lifetime of laughter, at the expense of a death of a bachelor.” “Alone at a table for two and I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

Crazy = Genius

“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you just disappear.” “She said you’re just like Mike Love.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “I’m a rocket scientist.” “Darlin’ you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change when you stuff all your feelings with drugs.” “But you’re never gonna learn.”

LA Devotee

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms from weeping your name.” “Just another LA devotee.”

Golden Days

“I found a pile of polaroids in the crates of a record shop.” “He was something debonair in 1979 and she had Farah Fawcett hair.” “All the mem’ries we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain.” “I swear that I’ll always paint you.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “I bet they never even thought about the glitter dancing on the skin.” “Time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away.” “Right now, our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away.”

The Good, the Bad and the Dirty

“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True all the good girls act so good, ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn.” “Hey holy roller.” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “If ya wanna make it through the night, you better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to trade the ones you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways these things can go: good or bad.” “How was I supposed to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges?” “I got the final judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long.” “I forgot what you feel like.” “I’m gonna keep getting underneath you.” “All our friends want us to fall in love.”

House of Memories

“If you’re a lover, you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “Heart to heart and eyes to eyes, is this taboo?” “We built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “When your fantasies become your legacy, promise me a place in your house of memories.” “I think of you from time to time.” “I was a fool.” “Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe that you’d never wrong me.” “Remember me in the same way I remember you.”

Impossible Year

“There’s no sunshine this impossible year.” “There’s no good times this impossible year.” “All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere.” “There’s no you and me this impossible year.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”

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derangcdarchive:

Send me  “HC”  + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

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STARTER CALL

Like the post. Get thing. I have a lot of feelings about the last episode.