drunkenonmysofa

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oh my god this masterlist was made four years ago x_x i miss writing 

drunkenonmysofa’s masterlist

happy reading! you can submit your fics if you want to! request here! smut is indicated by *

(also, the images used down below and in my imagines are NOT mine! it belongs to the people who took them!)

o n e s h o t s

she 

in which you reminisce with calum and how much he adored his past lover. boyfriend!calum fluff.

smoking *

in which calum ponders whether or not he should quit smoking. fwb!calum angst.

the babysitter

in which you’re stuck with calum for a babysitting job on new year’s eve. babysitter!calum.

o n e s h o t s

skin *

in which michael falls in love with someone he’s not supposed to. fwb!michael au.

the wedding

in which you attend the wedding of your old friend, michael.

the last conversation

in which you have a heartbreaking conversation with your old friend, michael.

o n e s h o t s

oblivion *

in which you have a round of rough sex with dom!luke.

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you will love a lot of people in your life.

the one who was childhood innocence. scraped up knees and grass stains. shared french fries. walks to school together. pick-up basketball games. little rumors about dating. friendship that will always be a fond memory.

the one who makes you see everything in a new light. late night texts. sharing a sweet tea. swapping homework answers. spilling secrets. sitting so close you basically share the same chair. bickering. always coming back around. knowing when the other is sad without having to ask.

the one who just feels different than any before. drive-in movies. the slow but easy build up of connection. unplanned adventures. swimming with our clothes on. loving hard and loving constantly. talking about things we don’t say out loud with anyone else. long, long hugs. 10pm driveway talks.

the one that you know is a risk. physical intimacy. cigarettes on drives with the windows down. hand holding in the drive thru. coffee runs with the dog in the back seat. future plans that will never happen. waking up in a hug. sharing sweatshirts. kisses on cheeks.

and each one will hurt. but each one will feel like euphoria. there will always be love to look back on and appreciate and love to look forward to.

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you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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Calum + Ashton

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{Random Luke} 1/?

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Ash.

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Felt like sharing a weirdly formatted collage of albums that I like. I’ll probably do some mood boards in the future based around some of them :)

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he’s so angelic ♡

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the “thor and loki troll each other” cinematic universe

bonus:

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Chris Hemsworth as Billy Lee BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE 2018 | dir. Drew Goddard

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Calum in the Who Do You Love music video 

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Jams to SLSP

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@Luke5SOS: Find something that makes you happy and don’t let anyone take it away from you :-)

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w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

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