drunkbritta

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you’re not really engaging with classical literature unless you want to fight it

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

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Deadpool (2016)

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

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Now… sink into the floor. Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele

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but this is just my opinion 👀

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BenDeLaCreme Tonight

“You know I’ve never been to one of these things before and when I think about how many people wanted this, and how many people cried over it and stuff, I mean, I think everybody looks great tonight. Look at Shangela, that dress is amazing and Trixie that hair do must have taken hours and you look really pretty. So why is everybody stressing over this thing?”  

[drunkbritta]

They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it’s a real blast. 

Lady Bird (2017) Dir. Greta Gerwig

[drunkbritta]

“There’s no such thing as truth. It’s bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.”

I, Tonya (2018) dir. Craig Gillespie

[drunkbritta]

I want you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open with only me to help. And then I want you strong again. You’re not going to die. You might wish you’re going to die, but you’re not going to. You need to settle down a little.

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Phantom Thread, Paul Thomas Anderson (2017)

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The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

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….. god. this is such a Power Move. this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read about anyone. your fave could never be this aloof.