Tristan | Latino 馃嚨馃嚪 | Bi nonbinary guy | early 30s | they/them | leftist | engaged | no minors | transphobes and fash get blocked on sight. Not in any way a woman.
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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sorry this is so horny i gasped
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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante鈥檚 Inferno
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don鈥檛 kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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clark getting tortured is objectively his fault for being another blonde cowboy in swerve鈥檚 field of view
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clark connors vs swerve strickland my dick is so rock hard it鈥檚 about to explode
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Falls count anywhere, no countout, no rope breaks, no disqualifications Hollywood Ending match?? Oh Toni and Mariah are going to KILL IT
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yuta realising he has to commit actual murder now

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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more
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genuinely insane to me that our bodies are controlled to the point we "can't" / "aren't supposed to" tweak our hormones levels as we wish
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