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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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Here is a selfie of me with no chin waiting in line to get to our camp site.
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Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
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do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic
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my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today
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You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
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