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I WAS RIGHT.

i’m gonna say this now so i can come back to it:

Cloudward, Ho! theory: think there’s some weird time stuff going on with zood/zern. be it some time dilation or distortion or a full time loop idk. certain things have stuck out to me:

- The Legio Rex: i get it that it’s like a funny beat to have the Rex have lived in that forest or whatever for so long just continuously breeding and being velociraptors, but i feel like 1000+ years is a LONG time. maybe im reading too much into that but it feels weird.

- Ramansu ‘Temple’: We know it’s not a temple by any means; it’s a power station. And if i remember correctly, Brennan mentioned that Comfrey was there about 2-3 months ago and alludes to her having been there for 6ish months. But Lou(?) rolls a check and Brennan mentions that even with having the best crew, the amount of work put into that place is impressive. Also when they first get into it and see the coffee machine, it’s described as ancient. Like not the amount of settling/decay/whatever that could occur in 2ish months. I know it’s implied that Comfrey and her crew like took up in this scientist power station but i doubt the ancient inhabitants of the place had a coffee machine.

- Van?: This is something I just noticed that might be me being like hypervigilant for Brennan lore drops, but the way Brennan referred to the hand in the jar as the “EyeFULL” hand feels significant. Maybe a time loop involving Van and the Eyeless Hand. It could also just be a one off bit. Occam’s Razor.

- Max’s Watch: Something about a watch that hears time feels significant

- Zood and Zern: Just the fuckin shape of the two of them is extremely intriguing to me. Looping around each other and all

- Goldbeard: The most obvious evidence at this point. His sense of time is very warped. Daisuke knows it’s been 60 years since he “killed” Goldbeard, but Goldbeard only believes it’s been 30 years and looks as if he’s aged that little as well.

One more thought that feels a little crazy but idk: the legio rex speaking common with the party was odd from like a linguistic perspective. Like if they’ve been basically isomsting themselves and being dinosaurs why would they learn a new language and not just use their native tongue. Like put Nero and other ancient Romans into dinosaur bodies, leave them alone in the woods isolated, return in like a Millenia; they’re probably still speaking latin or an evolved version of it, but not the same as common.

edit: @house-of-frangus mentioned that the language thing i said at the end is prolly due to the language crystal and that tracks! thank you for the insight!!

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my favorite dropout content is where ally beardsley gets to do whatever the fuck they want

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i’m literally like 10 minutes into cloudward ho ep 11: what do you mean zac rolled a FOURTY FIVE for BEANS

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codys got a cruuush

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i’m making a maxwell gotch themed playlist. gimme song suggestions for our favorite rowdy boy 👉

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i’m gonna say this now so i can come back to it:

Cloudward, Ho! theory: think there’s some weird time stuff going on with zood/zern. be it some time dilation or distortion or a full time loop idk. certain things have stuck out to me:

- The Legio Rex: i get it that it’s like a funny beat to have the Rex have lived in that forest or whatever for so long just continuously breeding and being velociraptors, but i feel like 1000+ years is a LONG time. maybe im reading too much into that but it feels weird.

- Ramansu ‘Temple’: We know it’s not a temple by any means; it’s a power station. And if i remember correctly, Brennan mentioned that Comfrey was there about 2-3 months ago and alludes to her having been there for 6ish months. But Lou(?) rolls a check and Brennan mentions that even with having the best crew, the amount of work put into that place is impressive. Also when they first get into it and see the coffee machine, it’s described as ancient. Like not the amount of settling/decay/whatever that could occur in 2ish months. I know it’s implied that Comfrey and her crew like took up in this scientist power station but i doubt the ancient inhabitants of the place had a coffee machine.

- Van?: This is something I just noticed that might be me being like hypervigilant for Brennan lore drops, but the way Brennan referred to the hand in the jar as the “EyeFULL” hand feels significant. Maybe a time loop involving Van and the Eyeless Hand. It could also just be a one off bit. Occam’s Razor.

- Max’s Watch: Something about a watch that hears time feels significant

- Zood and Zern: Just the fuckin shape of the two of them is extremely intriguing to me. Looping around each other and all

- Goldbeard: The most obvious evidence at this point. His sense of time is very warped. Daisuke knows it’s been 60 years since he “killed” Goldbeard, but Goldbeard only believes it’s been 30 years and looks as if he’s aged that little as well.

One more thought that feels a little crazy but idk: the legio rex speaking common with the party was odd from like a linguistic perspective. Like if they’ve been basically isomsting themselves and being dinosaurs why would they learn a new language and not just use their native tongue. Like put Nero and other ancient Romans into dinosaur bodies, leave them alone in the woods isolated, return in like a Millenia; they’re probably still speaking latin or an evolved version of it, but not the same as common.

edit: @house-of-frangus mentioned that the language thing i said at the end is prolly due to the language crystal and that tracks! thank you for the insight!!

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close enough. welcome back, imogen temult.

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OH MY GOD YOU WERE RIGHT

I have a theory on Zood: TOROIDAL PLANET! These are theorized to exist IRL but we have yet to find one!

Things we know:

- East-west and nox-neff work similarly to our world. The world of Zood is ROUND in some form.

- Instead of being a single point like a spherical planet, the "north" and "south" of Vim and Vox are.... somehow in more than one place.

- There are parallels to Vim and Vox

- To a trained eye, the horizon of Zood looks unnerving and odd in a way that's not easy to parse

- Zood's gravity is different

Secondary theory:

The planet is cylindrical like the artifact they took from the South Pole?

I know Brennan is dropping INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC breadcrumbs to something. I'm calling the shot now.

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what’s up i’m a lesbian here are the dateables from date everything that i think are objectively the hottest

Shelly the shelves

Keyes the piano

Dasha the desk

Sophia the safe

Mac the computer

Zoey Bennett the ghost

Beau the boxes

and my personal favorite hubba hubba

Bobby Pinn the bobby pin

(this post is mostly for me because i like lists.)

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Look I know pride month is over but I think his homosexuality transcends time🥊

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he's a different guy

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Chaotic fight, chaotic cover!

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this is the hubris that led to jurassic park

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Loomis being a freak makes even more sense after the reveal that he was Grant’s student. but he’s still genuinely on another level than Grant. Loomis loves biology to the point of nature being a sort of religion to him

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what if we were both titanosaurs and we were in love

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concept: resident evil 7 but you play as ethel cain

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gay person struggle is seeing an abandoned house and having to decide whether to say ethel cain or resident evil 7