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Aight so, other than occasional Toaster shitposting, the likeliness of me making a permanent return to tumblr is like. Nil. But I have the app on my phone and check it every so often. SO: if you would like to add me on discord, drop me a message. I'm on there basically every day.

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Holy shit they made the layout worse ince the last time I posted here.

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"I've woken up with an urge for fucking bloodshed."

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“Guess what fuckers.”

“I’m still not dead.”

“I’ll never die.”

“You’ll never be safe.”

“I’ll always be here.” “Lurking in your cupboards.” “Eating your fucking snacks.” “Playing with your fucking Bionicles.”

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“Oh hey. Still not dead. Had a massive bender on my birthday a few couple weeks ago. Just got back.”

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“If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, just know that you’ll never be truly safe from me.”

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It's Sinday! From now, inbox is open for NSFW memes, random stuff or things you wish to know of that kind of my muse.

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"Or just wear it anyway. Fuck what other people think. Wear make up under a veil. Embrace anarchy. Stab some people."

”…I do not even know where this makeup came from. It is not like I can use it…nobody ever sees my face and makeup will not help my corpse-like visage look any better.“

She had dug out a few different, unopened articles of makeup from her vanity while cleaning, not remembering where she had even gotten them from.

“Maybe I can give these to someone who will put them to use.“

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"Arguably they're sensible for wanting to avoid engaging with a walking death threat."

"...Thanks. I kill people with it. Learned it from a friend of mine."

Its always a pleasure seeing Toaster back on the dashboard again.

"I doubt many agree with that sentiment."

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Guy: has plot armor. Toaster: "fuck your plot armor." *gunshot*

"That's the general idea. Yeah."

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Its always a pleasure seeing Toaster back on the dashboard again.

"I doubt many agree with that sentiment."

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"Okay good. I dunno why we're digging by the way just seems to be the in thing."

He's already deep enough that he's eye level with Bor when he stands at full height. As efficient at digging as he is at killing.

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Tail thwipping a little in thought, honestly digging is great, they can go for a dig.

“yeah I can go for a dig, I gotta finish up that tunnel I have going, but ya gotta make that hole bigger-

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Watch "Wolf In Human Skin" on YouTube

Oh shit new Toaster Energy dropped

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"I fucking love digging holes."

He's already started. He doesn't know what the plan for the hole is other than dirt being not in the ground.

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“Oh shit are we digging holes. I fucking love digging holes.”

He’s already got his folding trench shovel ready, a blunt instrument for a blunt instrument.

SIR SHE’S NOT DIGGING HOLES SHE’S PLANTING HER FINGERS IN THE GROUND SHE’S CRYING SO HARD PLEASE.

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"Oh shit are we digging holes. I fucking love digging holes."

He's already got his folding trench shovel ready, a blunt instrument for a blunt instrument.

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Perhaps he can be tempted to share some of his near 600 years of wisdom, as he points at the flowers.

“Napalm’s more efficient.”

As empathetic as ever. Like a cinderblock.

CRYING HARDER. CRYING AND SOBBING AND DIGGING THE DIRT. SIR, WHY.