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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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on the wikipedia page for puppy and they got this narration that sounds kinda professor oak-esque but a bit deeper. this is entertaining me for some reason

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Did you see that Magic: the Gathering now has a game state in which you need to prove that there are an infinite number of twin primes to win? I can explain it more if you are interested.

(With reference to this post here.)

By all means, please tell us about the Magic: the Gathering combo which requires proving the twin prime conjecture in order to win.

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I got this little guy from @sleepnoises​ last Friday

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Submission from Ross

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Interesting news for fucked up weirdos who enjoy body horror and exploring differences between Self and Other

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new way of referring to regions of the US just dropped. this is perfect and would cause no problems

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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

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@littleguysdaily we here at Happy Lab Accidents have an assistant named "Little Guy" (he chose it himself) so this seemed like a necessary conclusion

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"Gagarin and Tereshkova" by Nikolai Gorshkov (1974)

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Hey babe what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your Yoshi embryo bong?