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gamers will be like “what do u mean it’s locked to 60 fps that’s so 10 years ago we all want 120 fps now!!!” and i’m like y’all can afford for ur pc to use that much power??? y’all got the money for the cooling system for that fps????
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i can make people wet with my ukulele 😲 no ones EVER said that before
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i'm like cloudgazing in this dude's sunburn. i see a beautiful bison
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*Pours you a hearty helping of glowing green goo from my evil gross cauldron* This my famous cream of chicken soup
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got banned from the telephone because i kept asking the operator to call long distance to the island of nunya
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can that one angel come back to my dream i want to have sex with it
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Show anything I ever post to that fucking band and I'll make that suicide clown look like Mother fucking Teresa
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