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"You're so funny" thanks! I cry when I'm angry.

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You’re seeing Elvis Presley on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Elvis seems a little excited. “Woah I have a surprise for you mamas hummina hummina.” Elvis says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…

“When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.”

Lights flash everywhere, and you see Elvis singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

Woah mama but seriously imagine it

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in a way these are the same thing

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Worried for everyone who still hasn't learned how to pirate media with the current state of things

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What are they doing?

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an accurate history of dan and phil, presented by dan and phil

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TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE VERY START

TERRIBLE INFLUENCE LIVE STREAMING THIS SUNDAY

live.danandphiltour.com

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LMFAO PHIL

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Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who's never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

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Hey Mr. the Elvis i’m having a hard time right now can I get a it will be alright woah mama

Woah mama it will get better, I promise. It's hard now, but you gotta make it through. It'll be a blue christmas without you

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didnt realize this was an ad at first so i just assumed that was somebody's advice. no1 art tip... hunt monsters...

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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

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100 days of softness → (54/100)