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first look at evan buckley season 8b

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Michael Townsend the man you are

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God I hate characters who believe they can't be loved

Like no-

Just come back here and let me love you

I'm gonna shower you with kindness and affection

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Having finished my Naturals series reread, here is a comprehensive list of things that I totally forgot happened:

Sloane's brother fucking dies (never forgiving JLB for this one)

Sloane's father is a psychopath, and adopted a new daughter who he uses to try and guilt trip Sloane into not talking to her brother

At one point, Cassie and Dean describe the differences between types of killers while holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes, and Micheal is so upset by this he just fucking. Leaves.

Micheal wrecks an old car as a coping mechanism

Micheal accuses his father of sleeping with Celine but she's actually his sister

Cassie's mom has DID and her alter's name is also Cassandra

Kane had an evil twin??? Who his father the cult leader kept locked up in a secret room (I cannot believe this is an actual plot point)

Cassie's mom totally thought she killed her boyfriend

Cassie's cousin Kate dies because her mom told the cult to kill her

Nightshade's grandfather is Nine, who keeps getting rid of his potential replacements despite being in his 90s and needing a live-in nurse

TA Geoff somehow ends up joining the cult Cassie's mom is being held hostage by

Cassie and Lia both make comments that make Dean and Micheal's relationship sound suuuuuper gay. Like it's actually in the book, not just my head.

Lia lived in a bathroom at the MET

Lia's mom is an illegal immigrant

Briggs gets poisoned but only a little bit

Cassie is actually, like, super manipulative all the time. Manipulates three different serial killers and it works?

Cassie tries to quit the program and instead literally everyone moves to Colorado

Judd literally asks Cassie if her grandmother is single at her mom's funeral (get it I guess)

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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daggers (this is how the movie went, right?)

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(IceMav!Parents to Young!Daggers AU - Natasha gets in trouble at school for fighting)

Iceman: Natasha, what on Earth would make you wanna hit someone?

Jake(smirks): It's her way of showing affection. Natasha(to Jake): Yeah, that's right. Now why don't you come over here for a little hug?

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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Buck: *acts differently* Eddie: since when? 🤨

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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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what i love about 8x05 is the writers just refusing to explain why eddie is there at any point because they don't need to. like, why was he there at buck's apartment tending to buck's face when buck's boyfriend was right there? why was he sat by buck's hospital bed in the role of spouse? like. we don't need to tell you why because you already know. zero explanation necessary whatsoever. of course he's there. of course it’s eddie. something something about eddie's permanence and tommy's "visitor" sticker. you know.

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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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*Eddie and Buck at a bar, pining but it's not actually unrequited love chatting*

Random guy, obviously flirting: Hey, could you pass me a coaster?

Eddie, not pausing in his conversation: Sure. *hands one over without breaking eye contact with Buck*

Random guy:...

Buck:...

Random guy: *walks away, confused*

Buck: Eds, that guy was totally hitting on you.

Eddie: No, he wasn't. Twenty minutes ago when you went to the bathroom, three other guys came over and asked the same thing, this place clearly has terrible customer service.

Buck:... Wow.

Bartender: Wow.

Hen, at home but with spidey senses tingling: WOW.