driftingtrainer

[driftingtrainer]

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"I know that, in the past, we haven't gotten along amazingly. But... fuck, man, you're still one of my best friends. You're a bit of a rock for me, I guess. I trust you, and that's why you're the only one I told about my plan... I'm sorry I dumped that all on you. Please don't think I'm using you for that, I... I never wanted you to think that."

[driftingtrainer]

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

eg:

∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.

∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.

∯ || Leave the van Gogh works be; you’re going to give him an ulcer.

[driftingtrainer]

Hrm.

Perhaps I could allow Grise to "go off" on this guy. It could be quite humorous.

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[driftingtrainer]

Well, I wasn't being literal. And I do not believe she actually thinks you did that. I think it is how her brain is rationalizing things...? Do remember, this is speculation. I have not heard this from her mouth, as when I ask, she tells me to "Shut the fuck up you big electric bastard."

And, well... Perhaps we should discuss this in private.

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Grise is doing better. I believe so, at least. I am no expert on human nature. She has stopped screaming, and now is sitting there silently... Putting it in writing, perhaps that's not better at all.

I am unsure how to explain all of this to her.

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[driftingtrainer]

Thunder and lightning, this person...

It seems Grise has encountered a... friend, I suppose, of hers. Or rather, you have? That's what I believe, anyway. I am not fully clear on the situation.

She does not grasp that this person is a different one than hers. She thinks you... well, I do not know. She still won't talk. Kidnapped them, perhaps?

I do believe I'll be needing a drink next after this.

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Grise is doing better. I believe so, at least. I am no expert on human nature. She has stopped screaming, and now is sitting there silently... Putting it in writing, perhaps that's not better at all.

I am unsure how to explain all of this to her.

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[driftingtrainer]

Ah. I see you are a bit "slow to the punch," as they say.

I would explain in simpler words, but I am struggling to find them.

Hrm.... Have you ever met another version of yourself?

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Grise is doing better. I believe so, at least. I am no expert on human nature. She has stopped screaming, and now is sitting there silently... Putting it in writing, perhaps that's not better at all.

I am unsure how to explain all of this to her.

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[driftingtrainer]

She is going to have the most horrific "hangover" known to man. But I suspect she should be alright. She's a hardy girl.

...I do not know how to explain this to you, either. But I believe that she does not understand all the timeline buisness this site is capable of. I do not wish out to "air out her dirty laundry" here, so I will leave it at that.

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Grise is doing better. I believe so, at least. I am no expert on human nature. She has stopped screaming, and now is sitting there silently... Putting it in writing, perhaps that's not better at all.

I am unsure how to explain all of this to her.

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[driftingtrainer]

Grise is doing better. I believe so, at least. I am no expert on human nature. She has stopped screaming, and now is sitting there silently... Putting it in writing, perhaps that's not better at all.

I am unsure how to explain all of this to her.

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[driftingtrainer]

Alright. Wow. That confirms a lot.

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HELLO. PLEASE DO NOT PRESS MY TRAINER WITH ANY FURTHER INQUIRIES ABOUT A “NEUTRAL HARMONICA TROPIUS”. IF YOU DO I WILL GET YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

- ⚪️🔥

[driftingtrainer]

Grise has awoken after approximately 23 hours. Is this a coma?

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[driftingtrainer]

From my understanding? Most dishes in Kalos have alcohol in them. But I am no expert.

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I think you are currently inebriated. Please be careful.

- @occulticvioletdepths

but I don’t drink???

wait is there alcohol in Kalosian orange juice

[driftingtrainer]

I suspect that Grise may have "went a little too hard" last night, as she would say.

I don't believe people normally sleep this long.

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[driftingtrainer]

Oh my. Did she actually do that?

...Nevermind, I am not actually surprised.

Grise is currently still quite inebriated and also asleep. Do not worry; she is under my watchful eye. I will talk to her about this when she wakes.

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...Hello? Ah, marvelous, it is working. I do not quite understand these things. Oh goodness, I can change my text color? How adorable.

Greetings. I am H-uh. Grise's friend. She is alright, do not fret. However, she is in a sensitive mental state right now. As such, I will be handling any urgent matters for her right now.

Please be cautioned that I am not great with technology. However, I must always strive for my ideal self.

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[driftingtrainer]

...Hello? Ah, marvelous, it is working. I do not quite understand these things. Oh goodness, I can change my text color? How adorable.

Greetings. I am H-uh. Grise's friend. She is alright, do not fret. However, she is in a sensitive mental state right now. As such, I will be handling any urgent matters for her right now.

Please be cautioned that I am not great with technology. However, I must always strive for my ideal self.

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[driftingtrainer]

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[driftingtrainer]

FUCK YPU FUCKUOU FUCU I U DUCK7 YOU I HOPE SHE FUCK8GN EATS YOU ALICE AND YOH FEEL EVERY FCKING MOMRNT OF IY

....no this is bullshit.

i have z- fuck. i have that pokemon right here with me. there's no way they could be... and he never...

i need a fucking drink.

[driftingtrainer]

lsiten here you sofgy ojnk oeice of fucking shit tell me what you did to him. youbare KYING i *,(@ youre lYING I HAVE ZEJROPM RIGHT HERE HE CSNT BE THRET WHAR DID YOU DO WHEN FIF YOU TAKE TESHIRAM I WILL FUCKING KILM YOU

....no this is bullshit.

i have z- fuck. i have that pokemon right here with me. there's no way they could be... and he never...

i need a fucking drink.