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((hooo boy! It’s been a while hasn’t it? Well, I disappeared cus I was rp’ing on discord a while, but I’ve grown sick of trying to find servers that aren’t incredibly toxic. So I’m back here cus it’s still fairly chill and it feels easier to set boundaries. Either way, I wanna make some big changes around here.))

((First, I wanna consolidate all of my blogs and move them in one place. I’ve found it works best for me in terms of staying motivated if I keep everything in one place. Second, I may introduce canons to this blog, idk for sure yet. I’ve liked rping them on discord but I don’t know how well it’ll work here. Third, these changes could take a while as I’m going through ongoing health issues, and am otherwise a full time college student + working 3 days a week if nog for the health issues. I literally do not have any days lmao. At least being a short sleeper buys me some time to myself.))

((So… yeah. That’s my plan. I’m also 100% down for rping on discord via DMs or private servers, the latter of the discord options being good for organization too. Either way I’m back and I wanna keep it that way for the time being.))

((Edit: I think it’d be best if I void any threads I left hanging and do a total reset and well. All interactions between muses that have occurred are no longer canon.))

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Reblog if it’s okay for other muses to have unreciprocated feelings for yours!

not all love is returned, and that’s okay! likewise, feel free to specify in the tags if it’s something you’d want to discuss first!

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A thread only works when you have a good partner!! Reblog to show your partners that you appreciate each of them!

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((ok uh now that i’ve announced my return i’ve got some neat plans to share!))

((So not much is gonna change over here on this blog, buuuut the most major announcement here is that I’m creating another sideblog! It’s for muses that are either OCs of mine that don’t fit this universe/don’t tie into mots continuity, or for canon characters I really enjoy rping on discord and wanna rp here on tumblr too.))

((When will this blog be made? I dunno. but it’ll happen. I promise.))

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((Return of the king…))

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horizon: forbidden west starters

❝ it won’t be long before we hit the point of no return. ❞   ❝ every night, i have the same dream. ❞   ❝ i’ve been tracking you a long way. ❞   ❝ you know what they say. if you want something done right, do it yourself. ❞   ❝ what happened next was…not something i like to remember. ❞   ❝ and for a moment, i feel whole. but it never lasts. ❞   ❝ we’ll camp out here until we get our strength back up. ❞   ❝ you know i hate being called that. ❞   ❝ well, you may lack sense — but you don’t lack courage. ❞   ❝ you can’t ignore it forever. memories always come back. ❞   ❝ my world stopped revolving around you months ago. ❞   ❝ i thought soothing the suffering of others would somehow appease my own. ❞   ❝ i’m not much for parties. ❞   ❝ i was thinking we could spar for a bit. when you have the time. ❞   ❝ there is something about you that doesn’t seem natural. ❞   ❝ it’s not like everyone can be born with a sword glued to their hand. ❞   ❝ the last thing i wanted was to worry you. ❞ ❝ any scrap of hope is better than nothing. ❞   ❝ i know what it’s like when your family looks down on you. ❞     ❝ i didn’t think i was that well-known. ❞   ❝ i hope you don’t hold it against me. ❞   ❝ i’m sorry you had to go through that. ❞   ❝ speak the truth. plain and simple. ❞   ❝ you’re stuck with me now — like bark on wood. ❞   ❝ if the end of the world’s coming, i don’t wanna be sober for it. ❞   ❝ i’m no stranger to hardship. ❞   ❝ ah, nothing…you just look good, that’s all. ❞   ❝ aren’t you a jewel in a junk heap? ❞   ❝ they say the only thing that makes a cold brew go down easier is a tale of times gone by. ❞ ❝ tell me what happened. step by step. ❞   ❝ forget what you think you know about me. ❞   ❝ i dread to think what would’ve happened if you hadn’t shown up. ❞   ❝ you can try to hide it, but inside, you’re as soft as a silk pillow. ❞   ❝ you’re going on without me, aren’t you? ❞   ❝ we need a lot more than eager hearts to win. ❞   ❝ the company you keep is even worse than i thought. ❞   ❝ you are unhappy. good. ❞   ❝ what about you? will time heal your wounds? ❞   ❝ so this is it? after everything we’ve been through…this is goodbye? ❞ ❝ i’m not here to fight for you. ❞   ❝ you must succeed or this was all for nothing. ❞       ❝ i can’t claim to understand. only empathize. ❞   ❝ trust me. i know what i’m doing. ❞   ❝ i got a couple of scrapes on the way here. ❞   ❝ shh now…everything will be fine. ❞   ❝ what’s wrong? is it your injury? ❞   ❝ i hope all is well enough under the circumstances. ❞   ❝ i gotta take a breather. ❞   ❝ i thought we were finally going to get away from this place. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe we actually made it. ❞   ❝ what i have to do…it’s better if i do it alone. ❞   ❝ don’t forget to stand up for yourself. ❞   ❝ can’t tell if you’re shy or scared. ❞   ❝ sometimes a dream has to die. ❞   ❝ i’m alone in bearing the burden. ❞   ❝ well, this is a warm welcome. ❞   ❝ each journey begins with a single step. ❞   ❝ i often prefer plants to people. ❞ ❝ wish i could say i’ve been through worse. ❞   ❝ nobody’s handed me anything or dropped opportunity in my lap. everything i’ve achieved, i’ve done on my own. ❞   ❝ greatness is never easy. ❞   ❝ just try not to get hurt. ❞   ❝ you mustn’t judge me. i had no choice. ❞   ❝ trust me, you don’t want to know. ❞   ❝ why didn’t you wake me? ❞   ❝ everyone makes mistakes. ❞   ❝ how can i say no to that? ❞   ❝ these days, you don’t seem to appreciate anything. ❞   ❝ i won’t be anyone’s second choice. ❞   ❝ you were a great warrior once. ❞   ❝ sounds like you could use a hand. ❞ ❝ i mean, have you ever even had a friend? ❞   ❝ ugh, what’s that stench? ❞   ❝ i’m not saying it’s a bad idea. i’m saying it’s overkill. ❞   ❝ you know better than anyone it’s a dangerous world out there. ❞      ❝ what’s done is done. ❞   ❝ i’m guessing you’ve got a lot of questions. ❞   ❝ is there nothing you can’t do? ❞       ❝ trust me — you don’t want to go in there. ❞   ❝ the exceptional walk a path of solitude. ❞   ❝ you, sorry? that’d be a first. ❞   ❝ you might want to sleep with one eye open. ❞   ❝ it’s okay. i’ve fought bigger. ❞   ❝ i’ve never heard of anything so selfish. ❞   ❝ seems like you could use a shoulder to lean on. ❞   ❝ come back someday and tell me about your adventures. ❞   ❝ you’ve shown strength and wisdom today. ❞   ❝ false hope is a creeping vine. ❞   ❝ someone’s being awfully mysterious. ❞   ❝ you must think i’m eminently stupid. ❞   ❝ do i smell…ale? ❞   ❝ i’m not looking for any trouble. ❞   ❝ it’s good to see you, but i can’t stay long. ❞   ❝ the burden of your task is written across your face. ❞   ❝ so. that’s my story. ❞   ❝ that’s a little harsh, isn’t it? ❞   ❝ do you really think we can do something about all of this? ❞   ❝ people only follow you because you say so. loudly. ❞   ❝ it’s over. i failed. ❞   ❝ i’ve gotten used to seeing impossible things, thanks to you. ❞   ❝ that’s all you’re going to tell me? ❞   ❝ it’s nice to save a life instead of end one. ❞   ❝ you want me to come with you? ❞   ❝ you don’t have to be afraid. ❞   ❝ don’t worry about me. i’ll be fine. ❞   ❝ sorry. you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❞   ❝ you sure i shouldn’t come with you? ❞   ❝ why are you here? what is your purpose? ❞   ❝ i’m not trying to shut you out. ❞   ❝ if this is too much for your old bones, you can always head back. ❞   ❝ something doesn’t want us here. ❞   ❝ i’m going to make sure you pay for all the suffering you have caused. ❞   ❝ please, just don’t break anything. ❞   ❝ you’re not wanted here. ❞   ❝ your skill with a bow never ceases to amaze. ❞   ❝ you must think i’m an idiot. ❞   ❝ didn’t think i was going to make it. ❞   ❝ a true warrior makes use of every advantage. ❞   ❝ maybe just don’t disappear completely this time? ❞   ❝ what, afraid i’ll stab you or something? ❞   ❝ any kindness we seed, we should also sow. ❞ ❝ sounds like you were a force to be reckoned with. ❞       ❝ it must be urgent since you left so fast. ❞ ❝ this isn’t going to work. ❞   ❝ i’m not getting dragged further into this madness. ❞   ❝ i never wanted any of this to happen. ❞   ❝ if you want, we can talk about it. ❞       ❝ everything feels…unreal. distant. ❞       ❝ as long as you’re honest with yourself, nobody can hold your choices against you. ❞ ❝ you sure know how to fight. ❞   ❝ how many more do i have to kill? when does it end? ❞   ❝ the blade answers only to the hand that commands it. ❞   ❝ i’m not the trusting type. ❞   ❝ i like to make my own judgements about people. ❞   ❝ i knew my eyes weren’t playing tricks on me. ❞ ❝ when we are united, we can overcome any threat. ❞   ❝ you fought well back there. ❞   ❝ that wound needs to be looked at. ❞   ❝ what have you done? ❞   ❝ i trust you will point my blade where it will cut the deepest. ❞   ❝ what do you need me to do? ❞     ❝ the world seems quieter when it snows. ❞     ❝ that was an unkind comparison. ❞      ❝ i’m sorry for my unannounced appearance. ❞ ❝ sundown. stars will be out soon. ❞ ❝ no nonsense. i like it. ❞ ❝ one thing’s for sure. we’re not alone out here. ❞   ❝ you made quite an impression that day. ❞   ❝ okay, you got me. i’m curious. ❞   ❝ you’re never one to hold back, are you? ❞   ❝ hold your fire. i’m not here to fight. ❞   ❝ a loss today is a win tomorrow. ❞   ❝ i tried to vent my grief on the battlefield…but i never found comfort. ❞   ❝ maybe now you can tell me what we’re doing here? ❞   ❝ did you hit your head on your way down here? ❞       ❝ you got blindsided. wasn’t your fault. ❞   ❝ true courage means facing those fears with conviction instead of cynicism. ❞   ❝ follow my lead and be prepared for anything. ❞   ❝ this place is really falling apart. ❞   ❝ one of these days i’m gonna shut that arrogant mouth of yours. ❞   ❝ let’s hold off with the ale until it’s over and done with. ❞   ❝ you’re the worst, you know that? ❞   ❝ i will do whatever i can. i promise. ❞   ❝ it’s time for the truth, and it better be convincing. ❞   ❝ everyone thought you were dead. ❞   ❝ i can always count on you. ❞   ❝ nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. ❞   ❝ i’m not gonna kill you, okay? ❞   ❝ you haven’t let me down yet. ❞   ❝ i will not let myself hope just yet. ❞   ❝ i’m glad you’re with me. ❞   ❝ you’ve got guts. i’ll give you that. ❞   ❝ you’re a long way from home. ❞   ❝ i didn’t come all this way to stop now. ❞   ❝ you can be so boorish. ❞   ❝ okay, enough. i’m gonna get emotional. ❞   ❝ no. i am not wearing that. no way. ❞   ❝ i can barely breathe. ❞   ❝ this is what i am now. ❞   ❝ and now you know the truth. ❞   ❝ will i feel different? whole again? ❞   ❝ the road to truth is never a straight line. ❞   ❝ this place is a maze. ❞   ❝ i’m not some legend come to life. ❞   ❝ you look like you have something on your mind. ❞   ❝ you shouldn’t believe everything you hear. ❞   ❝ things were simpler then. ❞   ❝ i’m just stubborn. it’s a good quality to have, dealing with you. ❞   ❝ it’s been a long road. we’ve suffered. we’ll continue to suffer. ❞   ❝ we’re a lot alike, huh? ❞   ❝ whatever comes, we will endure. ❞   ❝ what’s so important down there that you’d risk your life? ❞   ❝ are you even listening? ❞   ❝ we can’t sit around wallowing in our sadness. ❞   ❝ yeah, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea. ❞   ❝ destiny shines upon us. ❞   ❝ don’t be so quick to dismiss the comfort we can find in art. ❞   ❝ don’t worry. i’ll protect you. ❞   ❝ i told you i wanted to help you. i meant it. ❞   ❝ i am no threat. ❞   ❝ even when things are darkest, you’re the flame that lights the way forward. ❞   ❝ you have opened my eyes to many things. ❞   ❝ you were part of something bigger once. something good. ❞   ❝ what i wouldn’t give to watch you die. ❞   ❝ it all turned out well, in the end. ❞   ❝ there’s something very powerful somewhere beyond that door. ❞   ❝ i’m sorry i couldn’t do more to help you. ❞  

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→ BE MY VALENTINE!

prompts to celebrate valentine’s day, with options for romantic or platonic. even the enemies can have some valentine’s fun.  ‘my muse’ meaning receiver’s muse! can also reverse if you’d like. 

🌷 to kiss my muse

💖 to confess attraction to my muse 

🍫 to give my muse a box of chocolates

🌹 to give my muse flowers

🧸 to give my muse a giant teddy bear

🍷 to invite my muse to dinner 

✨ to go stargazing with my muse

☕ for our muses to have coffee together

🌈 for our muses to dance together

🌼 for my muse to compliment your muse

🥀 for my muse to confess a secret

🍒 for your muse to tie a cherry stem with their tongue

🦢 for my muse to talk about someone they love 

🔪 for my muse to threaten your muse 

🖤 for my muse to reject your muse

                                                            — ♥ —

“Be my valentine?”

“Would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?”

“Darling, you’re the one I want.”

“This is no time for confessing.“

“You know, darling, you bring out the worst in me.”

“If you’re free tonight, maybe we could spend some time together.”

“I know I’ve kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right. Can I try again?”

“I hate Valentine’s Day.” 

“I love you— ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

“You have my whole heart.”

“I hope I never lose you.”

“All the good in me is because of you.“

“If I could give you the moon, I would.”

“Eat your heart out.”

“We both have our rabid hearts.”

“I thought maybe we would kiss tonight.”

“You’re not the person I wanted to see today.”

“I love everybody because I love you.” 

“Do you want company?”

“Nobody fucks me like me.”

“Can we always be this close?”

“Please don’t say you love me.”

“I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden.” 

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“Well, you’re about 19 years too late. But I’m sure there’s something you could still teach me…”

"What are my plans for Valentine's Day? Teach a couple of lucky street orphans the way of the con. How are they lucky? I become a financier of sorts."

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((major ooc thing i need to address cus i don’t want to step on anyone’s toes))

((So it seems that muns I followed and/or may have interacted with in the distant past have become active again. Unfortunately, I lost most of my memory sometime during 2020. I’ve unfollowed many of these muns because they’re no longer familiar to me. That being said, if you’re one of those muns, feel free to come into my IMs and remind me who you are cus it may jog my memory, and I’ll gladly follow you back you if you’d like. I’m still open to interactions- just know that while you may remember me, I may or may not remember you. I’d prefer to be treated like someone new.))

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               WEAPON  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

            A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF USE OF WEAPONS PROMPTS,   TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, WEAPONRY, ETC.                 CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

  i.       knives.

❛     is   that   a   knife   behind   your   back?     ❜

❛     how   many  knives  do   you   own?    ❜

❛     i’m   not   interested   in   seeing   your   knife   collection.     ❜

❛     do  you  ever   not   want   to   stab   someone?    ❜

❛     you  stabbed  me!    ❜

❛     it’s   the   biggest   knife   i   found  in   the   kitchen.      ❜

❛     don’t   stab   me!    ❜

❛     why   do   you   have  so   many   knives?     ❜

❛     i’ve  got   a   knife   collection.     ❜

❛     my   knife   is   bigger   than   yours.      ❜

❛     why   are   you   holding   a   knife–   a  bloody   knife  ..      ❜

❛     does  that  knife   have  blood  on   it?    ❜

❛     why  would  you  give  me   your   knife?   ❜

❛     that’s   a   pretty   cool   knife,   where’d   you   get   it?    ❜

❛     you  went  a   little   stab   crazy.   ❜

❛     did   you   hear   about   that   stabbing?   ❜

❛     you   tried   to   stab  me!    ❜

❛     you  threatened   to   stab   me!   ❜

  ii.       guns.

❛     hey,   that’s   not   a   toy,   put   it   down.     ❜

❛     where   did   you   get   all   these   guns?    ❜

❛     i   don’t   know   how   to   use   one   of   these   things.     ❜

❛     i’m   not   sure   if   having   a   gun   is   a   good   idea.    ❜

❛     don’t   point   that   thing   at    me!    ❜

❛     you  point   that   thing   at   me   you   better   pull   the   trigger.      ❜

❛     don’t   shoot!    ❜

❛     what’s   the  gun   for?     ❜

❛     you   with   a   gun   is   a   dangerous   thing.     ❜

❛     maybe   you   can   teach   me   to   shoot.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   shoot?      ❜

❛     is   the   safety   on   that   thing?    ❜

❛     who   shot   you?   ❜

❛     watch   where   you   point   that   thing.      ❜

❛     you   almost   shot   me!   ❜

❛     did   you   hear   about   that   shooting?   ❜

❛     you've   been   shot!    ❜

❛     you  shot   someone!   ❜

  iii.       swords.

❛      you   really   don’t   want   to   dual   me.     ❜

❛      you’re   pretty   good   with   a   sword.      ❜

❛     you’re  the  best   swordsman/woman  i   know.     ❜

❛     why   is   there   a   sword   on   your   wall?   ❜

❛     where’s   my   sword!    ❜

❛     i  thought  you   had   the   sword.      ❜

❛     put  the  sword   down!    ❜

❛     dare  to  dual?     ❜

❛     this   is   the   last   sword   fight   you’ll   ever   have.     ❜

❛     i’m  in   need  of   a  sword.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   use   a  sword?      ❜

❛     is  this  how   you   hold   it?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  sword  against  me?   ❜

❛     that   isn’t   how   to   hold   it   right.      ❜

❛     give   me   your   sword!   ❜

❛     you   really   want   a   sword?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   a   sword?    ❜

❛     where’d   you   learn   to   use   a   sword?     ❜

  iv.       axes.

❛      why  do   you   always   carry   around   an   ax?     ❜

❛      what’s  with  the  ax?      ❜

❛      i’ve   got   an   ax   and   i’m   not   afraid   to   use   it.     ❜

❛      i   thought   axes   were   for   chopping   wood.     ❜

❛      this   ax   here,   it   chops  more  than   wood.    ❜

❛      i   need   to   use   the   ax   for   something.       ❜

❛      where  the   hell   is   my   ax?    ❜

❛     what  are  you   doing  with   that   ax?     ❜

❛     the  ax   is   missing.     ❜

❛     guess   i’ll   need  a   new   ax.      ❜

❛     who   keeps   an   ax   in   the   city?      ❜

❛     does  that  ax  have  blood  on   it?    ❜

❛     what’s   with   the   ax?   ❜

❛     please   help  me!   someone   is   chasing   me   with   an   ax.      ❜

❛     drop  the  ax!   ❜

❛     are  you  going  to  hurt  someone  with  that  ax?   ❜

❛     funny  thing,  ax  is  gone.   just  vanished.    ❜

❛     did  you  take  my  ax?     ❜

  v.       whips.

❛      you   really   are   amazing  with  that  whip.     ❜

❛      do   you   even   know   how   to   use   a   whip?      ❜

❛      who   knew   you   having   a   whip   as   a   weapon   would   be   attractive.     ❜

❛      pretty   quick   with   that   whip   there.     ❜

❛      careful,  he/she/they   have   a   whip!    ❜

❛      i   only   saw   the   whip,   not   the   person   handling   it.      ❜

❛      put  the  whip  down!    ❜

❛     what  is   that,  a  whip?     ❜

❛     your  whip  excites  me.     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  know  you  could  use  a  whip.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   use   a  whip?      ❜

❛     how  do  i  use  this  thing?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  whip  against  me?   ❜

❛     i’ve  come  to  retrieve  my  whip.     ❜

❛     give   me   your   whip!   ❜

❛     you   have  my  whip?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   a   whip?    ❜

 vi.       bows.

❛     you   are   pretty   good   with   that   bow   and   arrow.     ❜

❛      you  know  how  to  use  a  bow  and  arrow?     ❜

❛      they   took   my   bow,   i’m   going   to   get   it   back.    ❜

❛      i   didn’t   know   you   could   use   a   bow   and   arrow.   ❜

❛     careful, he/she/they   have   a   bow  and  arrow!   ❜

❛      you  almost  shot  me  with  an  arrow!      ❜

❛     you  shot  me  in  the  butt   with  an   arrow!    ❜

❛     where’s  my  bow?     ❜

❛     just  know,  i  never  miss.    ❜

❛     i  can  teach  you  how  to  use  it,  if  you  want.      ❜

❛     how  do  you  even  put  the  arrow  in  this  thing?     ❜

❛     what’s  with  the  bow  and  arrow?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  bow  against  me?   ❜

❛     i’ve  come  to  bow  back.   ❜

❛     give   me   your   bow  and  arrow!   quickly!    ❜

❛     you   have  my   bow?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   my  bow?   ❜

vii.       improvised.

❛     hey,  watch  where  you’re  swinging  that  bat.     ❜

❛      will   stop   throwing   your   hairsprays   and   perfumes   at   me?     ❜

❛     practicing  for  baseball  or  something  else?  ❜

❛      this  isn’t  just  any  nail  filer,  it’s  got  a  mean  blade  within.  ❜

❛     you  through  a  blender  at  me!   ❜

❛     i   will   spray   in   the   eyes   with   my   perfume   if   come   any   closer.    ❜

❛     i  can  nearly  slit  your   throat  with   my   finger  nail!    ❜

❛     what  are  you  going  to  do  with  that  brush,  give  me  a  make  over?     ❜

❛     i  wouldn’t  apply  that  lipstick  if  i  were  you,  it’s  not  really  lipstick.   ❜

❛     run!   she/he/they   has   a  bat!      ❜

❛     you   couldn’t   have   grabbed   something  better   than   that?   ❜

❛     you   sprayed  me  in  the   eye  with  pepper  spray!    ❜

❛     anything  can  be  turned  into  a  weapon.   ❜

❛     i  don’t  just  wear  my  stiletto’s,  they  are  more  handy  than  you  think.  ❜

❛     is  that  a  pencil  with  a  blade?    ❜

❛     you   knocked  me  out  with  a  can  of  soup.   ❜

❛     trust  me,  i  can  use  anything  to  my  defense.   ❜

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Spacefaring Science Fiction Starters

"I heard the teleporter hasn't been perfected yet. There's no way I'm going into a machine that might reduce me to meat and tubes."

"You're telling me we're _ light years from Earth, and the ice cream maker still doesn't work?"

"I'm (rank) (full name) of the (ship name).)

"Hey, can you come get me? Some space pirates took off with my ship and now I'm just stuck here on this backwater planet!"

"If you joined up expecting Orion slave girls or Twi'leks. Then you might want to reconsider your choice. Because you'll find none of those out here."

"This is nothing like the simulations!"

"Who do I talk to on this ship about my shower not having hot water?"

"Whoever is blasting _ on every deck of the ship please report to your commanding officer immediately!"

"To think it's the _ century and I'm still getting spam in my messages."

"What do you mean I was going FTL in a non-FTL zone?! There is no such thing as speeding in space!"

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

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   Don’t punish me  ..   don’t  ‘good job’  me

   Don’t reward me  ..  don’t - don’t you ever degrade me that way ..

I am NOT your pet

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((hey hi y’all so this piece of shit biological mistake of a body decided to have another endo flare up despite it being suppressed so my activity here and on my sideblog may be spotty because i’m extremely hypoglycemic. that and my second semester has started so between that, work, and a chronic illness, i’m hella occupied.))

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For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”