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[driedoutrose]

they really do

barty and evan are next to each other bed scrolling through tiktok after sex

[driedoutrose]

of course my love

Remus: Pads, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Sirius: My hands were dry so I got the gloves and put lotion in them! Remus: You look like a serial killer Sirius: A moisturised serial killer! Barty: Ev, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Evan: I was dissecting a bird Barty *sweating*: Do me next James: Reg, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Regulus: So they won't find my fingerprints on your corpse. James *nodding enthusiastically*: Okay! Peter: Prongs, why are you wearing surgical gloves? James: Madam Pince says I'm not allowed in the library without them anymore :( Peter: Why? what did you do?? Remus *walking in*: Why is the restricted section covered in chocolate?

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thank you. that is all I want baby. for you to be heal

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

its okay bee, just- please don't do it again, okay? you need to eat

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

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I was just worried for you. I don't like knowing that you're doing these things to yourself baby

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

you don't have to apologize for anything my love

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

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that's okay, but if you see them or if they say something else then please let me know

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

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because I'm going to make them regret saying that to you.

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

can you give me a description of them love?

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

Barty deserves to starve to death lmao

to whoever said this, you better hope I never find out who you are.

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you aren't stupid baby *he pulls barty into a tight hug, gently rubbing his back* can you please tell me why?

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

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I wasn't angry at you, I was upset because you were starving yourself. I'm worried about you barty

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

because I care about you

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

no, go ahead. what is it?

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

yeah no shocker there. that's what happens when you don't fucking eat

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

what thw fuck is going on

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!

[driedoutrose]

fine, be that way.

marauders as things my friends and i have said pt2

james: i headcanon u as bisexual

remus: wut????? how did u guess my canon, it hasnt been stated yet???

•

pandora: raccoons are almost cats!

•

marlene: *talking abt the quidditch uniform* if i wear that ur going to see my entire coochie

•

sirius: peter is the king of the water fairies

•

prefect remus: *to lockheart* hey willy wonka! schools started, get the hell to class!

•

sirius: *whispering* oral sex

•

peter: i shall not be getting involved in controversial business

mary: preach brother

•

mary: *over text* im in london being a slut and a god

•

lily & mary: *lights off, looking into a mirror, with a candle* slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut

barty: *walks through the door*

sirius: ITS HERE!

•

peter: *humming titanium in class*

minnie: pls stop humming and singing and other things that make u sound happy

•

lily: *talking abt muggle churches* for instance, i could be presbyterian-

sirius: ur vegetarian??

remus: *jewish* do those ones like jesus or no??

•

sirius: *walking by the slytherins table* hey sigmas

•

lily: *walking up behind mary, low voice* hey little mama, where my hug at?

•

enjoy!!!!!!!