drewybear

[drewybear]

go get em bestie

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, PEASANTS.

[drewybear]

nah shut the fuck up Jon

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, PEASANTS.

[drewybear]

why do you have a gif of Poseidon's spawn

its my birthday everyone say happy birthday to me

[drewybear]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[drewybear]

happy anniversary to the day I stopped being an only child.

its my birthday everyone say happy birthday to me

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honestly? i havent a single clue. all i know is that hes not in the underworld, and that hes likely not in rose meadow either

..wait, fuck we can send an iris message! @x-pink-haired-devil-x milly, do you have any drachmas left?

where the fuck is he.

[drewybear]

ON IT, MILLY. @mr-broom WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU!

@hailey-i-guess Bestie, COME HELP US!

where the fuck is he.

[drewybear]

okay then! @xx0blooming-orchid0xx how are you feeling rn

I failed.

[drewybear]

gotcha. Wanna go get pizza and commit arson?

I failed.

[drewybear]

@x-pink-haired-devil-x do we tell him about sisyphus. Or do we let dad and Thanatos do that.

I failed.

[drewybear]

I'll fucking kill you

I failed.

[drewybear]

Elliot, please,I'm begging you don't say that. I'm the one who was in the wrong, I never should've made you take on that stupid fucking mission! You're not a monster, I am.For sending you on that suicide mission. For....for everything. I caused this. None of this would've happened had I stopped directing my anger at you and everybody around me.

But...I'll make it right. I'll look for Sean, and I'll drag him back to Rosd Meadow myself.

I failed.

[drewybear]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

wait, you sent Elliot to the underworld? damn he really is Orpheus.

Well no because Elliot actually succeeded in his mission...with minimal mental and physical scarring of course.

Right, @x-pink-haired-devil-x ? Right??

[drewybear]

SEE, anon?? [Hysterical laughter here] HES FINE.

wait, you sent Elliot to the underworld? damn he really is Orpheus.

Well no because Elliot actually succeeded in his mission...with minimal mental and physical scarring of course.

Right, @x-pink-haired-devil-x ? Right??

[drewybear]

wait, you sent Elliot to the underworld? damn he really is Orpheus.

Well no because Elliot actually succeeded in his mission...with minimal mental and physical scarring of course.

Right, @x-pink-haired-devil-x ? Right??

[drewybear]

elliot, no, I failed you. I never should've sent you on that dumb fucking quest. It's all my fault.

Please, just let me help. Its the least rhe I could do after fucking you over so badly

I-ELIOTT??

ARE YOU OK??

I-I found you in the middle of the forest behind the forest mansion and you were-were pretty bloody, But I uh, I patched you up.

Y-you said something about a Jay saving you-uh what was that about?

-@x-pink-haired-devil-x

.....hi.

...............................I'm sorry.

[drewybear]

ELLIOT! OH THANK THE GODS- Seriously elliot who did this. I'll fucking murder them.

I-ELIOTT??

ARE YOU OK??

I-I found you in the middle of the forest behind the forest mansion and you were-were pretty bloody, But I uh, I patched you up.

Y-you said something about a Jay saving you-uh what was that about?

-@x-pink-haired-devil-x

.....hi.

...............................I'm sorry.