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it’s defrosting

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@the-lily-blossom-system

still a wip but god. god i love her so fucking much

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈���⬛🐈❤️

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MESSAGE FOR ALL MUTUALS

I love you C: <3

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TS tweet 20/12/24

a love an eyebrow-less eyebrow raise.

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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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Harry Potter? Tuxedo Mask? Why not Batman?

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original pic here

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hit my unholy heart

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im a pink accent gillion truther

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i found the image without the ugly instagram overlay!

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HEY STARDEW PEOPLE!!!!

do you like analysing the effects of evil corporations upon human beings a normal amount? do you want to save caroline from her dumb husband? do you just need to find a physical method by which to watch evil old men melt on a fire?

if the answer to any of those questions is “yes,” you should check out my new sdv shopkeeper keyrings!!!!

the keyrings are one-sided + 3 inches tall, and they all come with a silver flower clasp and a protective film on the front of the acrylic to prevent shipping damage. each order also includes a free sticker of whichever design you chose!

they’re £7 each, + £5 international shipping (or £2 if you’re in the UK!). there are 8 of each character in stock as of right now, but i’ll try to update this periodically to keep track of numbers! 😁

big ol’ hyperlink that takes you to the etsy listing :^]

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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response