dreamvonlickedmyass
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 15 days ago
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what does kevin think of cats
he'd probably obliterate any other animal he saw on sight
#night speaks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 15 days ago
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FELI CUMPLEAÑOS NIGHTMARE TQMMMM🫂🫂🫂
i forgot it was my birthday
#night speaks#for like 20 years i didnt know cause i just went off whenever dream said it was his birthday#and hes so stingy about telling people his birthday now cause he hates when its celebrated#me personally i couldn't care less#it's whatever
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 16 days ago
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merry fuckin christmas bitchboy
Yepie Christmas! Had Nightmare gave your u gift?
I mean, there was an unmarked gift left on my desk today with a purple glitter bomb inside.. It took ages to clean up and I still can't get some glitter out of my coat.
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 16 days ago
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this holiday sucks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 25 days ago
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you can pry this username from my cold dead hands
What can you say about Nightmare's tumblr acc? It's literaly said "Dreamvon licked my ass"
Because Nightmare is famously known for his maturity I can’t say I’m surprised.
It’s been 3 years and if anything the initial annoyance it caused me has faded into apathy.
#night speaks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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yeah but you look way more aged than me. maybe it’s from all the killing and hunting down stuff you do
we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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ok gramps let’s get you back to bed
we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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I posted that eight months ago you’re a little late
we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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reading homestuck
#night speaks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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Maybe Dream is chasing you because being so handsome is a crime
yeah probably that and also the felonies
#night speaks#asks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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Happy random Thursday then
thanks dude
#night speaks#asks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 1 month ago
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Happy gobble gobble to you and the boys
i don't celebrate thanksgiving i was raised in europe man
#night speaks#asks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 2 months ago
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fuck that orange guy
#night speaks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 2 months ago
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Happy spookday
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 5 months ago
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOCKED IN THE JR. TF YOU DID NOW???
whoopsie daisies
#night speaks#asks
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 5 months ago
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One time I was playing Akinator and asked him to guess you, and then he asked
Is he locked up now?
i am locked up rn but they let me keep my phone
#night speaks#asks#jk I snuck it in
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dreamvonlickedmyass · 5 months ago
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how will you describe your past self?
gullible. dumb. don't blame him though, he was just a kid after all
#night speaks#asks
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