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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

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Calappa lophos

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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

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#evilbee

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i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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source

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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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