dreamitdoitnow
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 14 days ago
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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.
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"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 19 days ago
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Calappa lophos
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 27 days ago
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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, Iโ€™m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 27 days ago
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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#evilbee
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre โ€œjust resting their eyesโ€ this shit is awesome
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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โ€œthey were flirting with youโ€ and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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dreamitdoitnow ยท 1 month ago
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