dreaming-and-drugs

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Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

[dreaming-and-drugs]

Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

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He give me lemon bread

(ooc: @percyweasleyapologist OMG IT’S LEMONY)

Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

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I know

Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

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squeak squeak bitch

Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

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Hey, Bellatrix! @followthegossip and I are gossiping and having tea tomorrow if you want to join.

Bellatrix Black

> 16

> She/They

>• House of Nemesis •<

>- Slytherin -<

Likes:

My friends…I think. Not much really.

Dislikes:

Everyone who bothers me, non-Slytherin’s, stupid people.

Love:

@followthegossip ~ Rita

Family:

@blackrosedeity ~ Sirius

@a-mist-covered-star ~ Regulus

@elegance-and-romance ~ Narcissa

Tolerable people:

@motherfuckin-marls ~ McKinnon, Marlene

@flower-of-athens ~ Evans, Lily

@0-all-is-fair-in-love-and-war-0 ~ Meadows, Dorcas

@sepia-vance ~ Vance, Emmeline

@evanofthedead ~ Rosier, Evan

@pandoras-box-of-roses ~ Rosier, Pandora

@swearwolf-lupin ~ Lupin, Remus

@the-real-barty ~ Crouch Jr, Barty

I don’t know where to put you:

@dreaming-and-drugs ~ Lovegood, Xenophillius

@pete-the-thief ~ Pettigrew, Peter

@welltobefrank ~ Longbottom, Frank

I don’t quite like you:

@j-potteringaround ~ Potter, James

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ooh yes. Do you want chat about it over tea tomorrow?

What could we be

Far too different

For them to see

You let the world bloom

As I let it die

Surrounded by gloom

it’s so beautiful my goodness i wish i knew who was writing these-

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Why does he look kinda attractive? HES JUST EATINC CHEESE

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lol

THE QUIBBLER

IS JAMES POTTER A FUCKING BITCH?

By Xenophilius Lovegood

James Potter: hero to some, headache to others, and Quidditch Captain to far too many. But the real question is, are we dreaming—or is James Potter actually a fucking bitch?

Exhibit A: The “Quidditch Cockiness.” Even from the warmth of my cozy corner in the Ravenclaw stands (prime nap spot, by the way), I can feel the waves of Potters arrogance radiating off his body like a badly cast warming charm. The victory laps, the hair ruffling, the "casual" winks—it’s all a bit much, don’t you think?

Exhibit B: The Romantic Mysteries. For years, James was all about Lily Evans. But now? Silence. An empty void. Yet, there’s an undercurrent of intrigue. Rumors suggest his heart is set elsewhere—and by “elsewhere”. The few who did know who this was started laughing hysterically. Does this make James less of a bitch? No. If anything, it makes him a sneaky bitch.

Exhibit C: The Pranks. As a someone in the House of Hypnos, I appreciate subtlety and peace. James Potter appreciates neither. From the fire-breathing chocolate frogs incident to the time he convinced Peeves to sing “God Save the Queen” during breakfast, his antics are relentless. Funny? Maybe. But it’s also the behavior of someone who desperately wants everyone awake enough to notice them. (James, as the lovely Taylor Allison Swift said “ITS 7:00 AM!”)

Final Verdict: James Potter is undeniably talented, frustratingly charming, and unavoidably a bitch. But in the realm of gods and mortals, this is actually very useful, though there are other ways to go about this.

Stay tuned for my next article: “Does the Giant Squid Worship Poseidon? : With an Interview!”

Blessed Be and Happy Lenaia

[dreaming-and-drugs]

Why did go to knockturn alley?

Okay, let’s bring him up, we could also get one of the Apollo kids?

Finally that shit’s kicking in

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I don’t know, I didn’t give him any! He tried to get some, but the amount he wanted was lethal. I think he got it somewhere else, probably in some shady alley in London

(Ooc: yay)

Finally that shit’s kicking in

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Well if you want to know who you wrote to let my know. Holy shit, I see a Blibbering Humdinger!

I wrote fucking love poems.

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to which one? It’s one or the other baby black.

I wrote fucking love poems.

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If you don’t let me help you I’ll write an article about you sleeping with Snape

I wrote fucking love poems.

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I can help figure out who he is. I have powers related to memories.

I wrote fucking love poems.

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Okay…

I wrote fucking love poems.

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Okay, how much drugs do you want?

I wrote fucking love poems.