I'm Ales. I live in Florida, USA. I'm grey asexual; 'she' pronouns please. A hodgepog disaster blog of fandoms, I'm sorry but also I'm not. Current mood: writing is... a thing
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i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
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Do you think they had Fables of the Abyss for the PS2?
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I love when Star Trek throws an incredibly traumatic back story at one of their characters, and then we just never mention it in any other episodes ever again. Like yeah, Kirk went through a genocide and mass famine crisis when he was a child. Well, anyways, let's talk about something else now.
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I kind of love the idea of there being a Twitter-equivalent social media platform or some such in Gotham that keeps track of the Wayne Family Incidents and whatnot from all the crime fighting they can't hide from the public?
In a "It's been zero (0) days since Bruce Wayne grievously injured himself playing badminton kind of way, and then a picture of Bruce as Brucie with his arm in a cast and some ridiculous smile on his face and just.
Yes.
Also?
Bruce and the others having to sign waivers and whatnot before they're allowed to play badminton or pony polo or whatever if they're visiting a country club or other rich person place like that because their reputations precede them.
Everyone in the Batfam side-eyeing Bruce because look what you've done, Bruce, look what you've done.
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/
I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
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There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.
"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"
"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"
"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?
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Bruce spending the whole time Jason is dead blaming himself for not getting there in time to save him, and then Jason returning to Gotham only to tell Bruce he doesn’t blame him for not saving him, but that he has 10 other huge gripes about Bruce…it’s simultaneously devastating and hilarious. Seriously it comes off like this:
Good news: your fear that your son would blame you for not saving him turns out to be untrue, he doesn’t blame you for that!
Bad news: he has committed many murders to explain everything else you did wrong.
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ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states
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if you want to create but feel intimidated and overwhelmed, you're forgetting something: good art doesn't exist. all art is terrible. every story and song and movie and picture is worse than the one before it and all artists should be in prisom
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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
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