dread-pirate-snazzy
dread-pirate-snazzy
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So, yeah. This blog is either me reblogging stuff I find funny/interesting/important, posting updates on whatever I happen to be up to lately, or just venting.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 14 days ago
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@stvksn on ig
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 14 days ago
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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 14 days ago
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 14 days ago
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 14 days ago
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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 21 days ago
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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 22 days ago
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Made chocolate chip muffins today, and added a bit of ginger and cinnamon to the recipe. It turned out delicious, but I'll think I'll need to double the baking powder next time so they rise more.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 23 days ago
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I’m having feelings about Katara v Pakku again, and the fact that at this point in the series, Katara has never been in a fight that wasn’t to the death. Every fight she’s ever been in has had world-ending stakes. She’s not shooting to kill Pakku because she’s weaker and less trained than him - though she is - she’s shooting to kill because she doesn’t know any other way to fight. Friendly sparring, or fighting as a spectator sport, has not been a part of this girl’s life. Pakku’s fighting Katara to put troublesome teenagers in their place; Katara’s fighting Pakku because they’ll all die if Pakku doesn’t pull his head out of his ass and train the Avatar.
Pakku is genuinely surprised to see his own reflection in that disc of ice Katara shoots right past his face. If he hadn’t dodged, it would have sliced his head right open. He starts putting actual effort in after that.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 23 days ago
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 1 month ago
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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 1 month ago
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A shockingly high number of volunteers have misshelved books about horses under the Vehicles Section.
To be fair, I'm talking about six times over two years, but still. That is a shockingly high number of volunteers who have misshelved books about horses under the Vehicles Section.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 1 month ago
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SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 1 month ago
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Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 2 months ago
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The eepy lil' man enjoying his naptime.
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 2 months ago
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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dread-pirate-snazzy · 3 months ago
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Since we keep getting "live action" CGI remakes of already perfectly adequate animated movies, and because people need to understand that animation is a medium and not a genre, I have prepared this primer about the importance of Visual Language for Conveying Information.
Can you tell what the personalities of these two mice are?
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Can you tell now?
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Which of these two tigers feels safer to be around?
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Which of these three dogs is the funniest one?
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If you can answer these questions, then you already have experience with the idea of visual language and stylistic choices being used to impart narrative meaning. If you can understand why these choices were made to impart meaning, then you can understand why animation is a medium for telling stories that has its own inherent value, and is not merely a "placeholder" for the eventual implementation of photorealistic presentation (aka "Live Action" CGI). Animation does not need to be "corrected" or "legitimized" by remaking it into the most representational simulation of observable reality.
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