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we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso

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Just a small reminder..you must talk to girls and mention you’re gay to actually get a girlfriend

Bold of you to assume I’m actually ready for other people to know that I’m gay

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is it me or this has meme potential

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u know when u feel good even after u’ve looked into two mirrors. 

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Well according to the women’s World Cup I have fallen in love at least 12 times so far

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Someone please explain why this series of stock images is so funny to me

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

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someone for the love of god make a gif of Kelley eating shit

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happy Thursday the 20th