drawingtheseaonacuttlefish
Tales from the titty man
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25/UK/He/They/Avid Olive enjoyer
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Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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your body is a machine! that turns "penis" into " sucked penis "
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Thots on the Pope
So the pope has thots now
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Wouldn't it be so much more fun if at the end of your period the looney tunes theme played
Like ur sat on the toilet and "That's all Folks!"
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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show
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some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh
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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi
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I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."
They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.
People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.
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