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out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing
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Seems weird he was carrying literally everything crime related on him but here we are.
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Saw Tumbleweed all tucked up like a normal cat and I thought that I could get a really nice photo of him. But he wasn't facing the right direction
So I called his name
Thanks to his CH this turned out to be An Mistake
Tumbleweed thought process: oh Mom! Hi! Wait. Ack. Oh shit. Fuck.
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!
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I know a lot of people find it uncomfortable and invasive but I actually kinda love my head being manhandled at the barber's. Every time they tilt my head or move me to one side I feel like a docile sheep about to have my winter coat shorn off by a well trained farmer with strong but gentle hands
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Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"
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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
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Made a little something on slur reclamation.
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I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. "Never use two words when one will do," "don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do," I'm going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it's going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch
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