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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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today i found out that if you have library access through ur school, you almost definitely have a copy of the vatican’s latin translation of diary of a wimpy kid and i am currently reading Commentarii de Inepto Puero thank you
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writing historical fiction will make you google things like “when we’re towels invented?” “how much did a towel cost in American in 1885?” “historical average number of towels owned per household”
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TMA #154 statement - Bloody Mary is one of my favorite. I love the writing in this episode.
So, Eric Delano & Mary Keay as I imagined them while listening to the episode.
Some quotes of Eric talking about Mary that inspired this piece:
" She was like no one I had ever met before in my life. She was beautiful like... like a shark is beautiful. Every movement she made was deliberate, sharp but her eyes were always focused on something, always watching, and when she looked at me I always felt afraid. There was something else, something under the fear. Something that made me feel very aware of all my blood. "
" Whenever I kissed her, it tasted like blood. I knew what she was, I think. What she was capable of, but I convinced myself I was safe, that she loved me. It made me feel special, that I was somehow protected from all the cold cruelty that she tried to keep hidden but leaked out in so many ways. "
" She didn't lie to me because she expected me to believe her, she lied because she expected me to obey her. And I did. "
" Despite the violence, death, even my own murder, I still don't feel like she betrayed me. She was what she was, and I knew that, and even when I told myself that she would never harm me -of course not, I was her husband, her true love- even then, the only one lying was me. "
"[...] when I felt the Watcher's grip slip away, it left me in such a state I was no more use to Mary and she did what Mary does. It was fitting I suppose, even after everything she made me taste blood one last time. "
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on a scale of one to ten how homosexual is gerry keay to tou
this man has never had a straight thought in his life
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Mary Keay and Eric Delano's relationship dynamic is goth witch serial killer and her failwife who hasn't realized he's in a toxic relationship cause he thinks it's hot when she yells at him
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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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Are you a "I know their allergies, favorite holidays, favorite songs, birthday, etc. No none of this is in what said OC is in nor is it relevant to know" OC creator, or are you a "Yeah I mean... They probably have a birthday maybe idk..." OC creator ? Or a mix of both ?
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Art is getting inspired by a song you hear and then you leave it playing in the background while you intensely try to draw a circle to rock music constantly undoing it.
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so funny that we have a total of two canon lesbians in the mcu and wanda maximoff has beef with them both
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Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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