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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

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anyway, i am general grievous’ assistant, and i polish his armor and dust off his cape and do some basic maintenance on his bolts or screws or whatever he has, and he always complains about his annoying droids and count dooku’s bullying, and i go “awww” and “oh no! ó_ò really?” and “how rude of him” and then i smooch him on his awful ugly head (which i just polished with a soft towel until it was squeaky and shiny) and he tolerates all of that

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whenever people say shit like “i couldn’t be polyamorous, i’m so jealous and possessive. if my partner even LOOKS at another girl/guy i’m gonna kick them out of a window” i’m like well you should probably be working on that. like even if you don’t end up doing polyamory it’s probably good to not be like that

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if your disability makes it difficult for you to leave bed to brush your teeth, Colgate makes a product called Wisps that are single use, no-rinse toothbrushes you can use while in bed. They have a bead on the brush that dissolves and acts as toothpaste and can be swallowed. The other end has a toothpick.

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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It's important to summon the creature out of the warp before you start to weave

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don’t ever treat me as an authority on anything, I’m living in a hell house

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this is killing me it's so cute

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WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO

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I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony

Look at how yassified he is

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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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"boycott it on launch and buy it the next day" so....a boycott where you buy it anyway after the one single day you refrain from purchasing it?

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I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy